68- you do me and I'll owe you one.

[julie_is_sex]

So this weekend was pretty chillen. Yeah, chillen. Anyways on Friday, I was at Leahs, and we rented american wedding and went on a candy run, then I slept over, and we woke up with sugar hangovers. Then on Saturday we went to Marco Degaita's. Furnace room. Boyfriend. Enough said. Anyways, That was good. They all watched Friday Night Lights. I wasn't present to do so, but hey I heard it was a good movie. I felt like an ass, though, because it was his birthday and no one told me. So I gave him a birthday hug. That should do, because my hugs are friggen awesome. Then on Sunday, I had to work. But it was the Masters Soccer Tournament, and I saw two soccer legends play. You guessed it, Manchester United and Liverpool. I never thought it could be done, me watching a good four hours of soccer. I saw Mike there, he made fun of my awesome blazer. It was only because he wanted one. And THEN, the nice lady from food services gave me free ice cream, which was great. Except I can't eat at work, so I hid it in this random drawer, and then all my head ushers gathered around it and I got nervous. It was okay, though. Then I went to like...china for dinner. I swear to god that was the longest car ride of my entire life. And the guy taught me all about the superbowl, and we went in his hot tub and he told me a story about how this guy called the police because he lost his prosthetic leg. Then I went home, and slept, got up. And here I am now. Thats my story. Yep.
Once I heard a story about a guy who got a handicapped parking space for his prosthetic testicle. True story.

"In my past life, I think I was a guy"
"Why do you say that?"
"Because I can feel what it would be like to have a penis"
"Oh okay. In my past life, I think I was a foosball table, because I like kicking things"

Leah is by FAR the coolest kid I know.