Writer's Block: Fantasy Sports
Today's writer's block question really made me giggle! I mean; twilight + baseball?! I mean I know the Cullens play baseball but how many MLB fans read/watched Twilight? How many Twilighters give a crap about MLB? Seriously!? Well, interestingly enough, I have been following the Cubs pretty thoroughly this month and have a pretty good grip on their shining players this season; Also I would totally play baseball if I were a Vampire. Shoot, I want to play baseball right now (except for the rain today)!
So, although the parts of the question are kind of an oxymoron, it is an oxymoron which I can honestly answer.
I would have to sire Alfonso Soriano of the Chicago Cubs. (no. 12; LF) He's from the Dominican Republic, he is a damn good batter and fielder and he is very fast. His deal with the Cubs was the most the team has ever spent on a single player in the history of the team... He played for Five years with the NY Yankees. And most importantly he would make an incredibly sexy vampire and all the girl vampires in the Cullen team would be distracted by his shining smile. He has a wife and young children though, so I would probably feel a bitty bit guilty for taking him from them!
Edit: Even better than the stupidity of the question is the RESPONSES to the question. Humanity at it's very best! I tip my hat to the guy who made this question and single-handedly pissed tons of people off! bwahahahahahaha
So, although the parts of the question are kind of an oxymoron, it is an oxymoron which I can honestly answer.
I would have to sire Alfonso Soriano of the Chicago Cubs. (no. 12; LF) He's from the Dominican Republic, he is a damn good batter and fielder and he is very fast. His deal with the Cubs was the most the team has ever spent on a single player in the history of the team... He played for Five years with the NY Yankees. And most importantly he would make an incredibly sexy vampire and all the girl vampires in the Cullen team would be distracted by his shining smile. He has a wife and young children though, so I would probably feel a bitty bit guilty for taking him from them!
Edit: Even better than the stupidity of the question is the RESPONSES to the question. Humanity at it's very best! I tip my hat to the guy who made this question and single-handedly pissed tons of people off! bwahahahahahaha