Jell-O

[julianpo]

Where do I begin? Jell-o is good, jell-o is great. Except when people add little chunks of bananas to it. I don't like that. Jell-o is cool because it jiggles around, and it's sometimes difficult to spoon out of the bowl. I have a strange feeling that jell-o will be our saviour from bilogical warfare. if only Osama Bin Laden would sit down and eat a bowl of jell-o with president bush, maybe his ass wouldn't be so cranky. Then instead of nuclear bombs, everyone would make jell-o bombs, and when they explode jell-o goes everywhere. Then we can all run and grab a spoon and eat 'til we die. wow, death by jell-o. we'd never see it coming.

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