The Unbearable Lightness of Punning
perpet_fic wrote bunch of "West Wing" fics where Josh and Toby have a daughter named Joanie. Joanie has a teddy bear named America.
Today, while I was sitting around going bonkers, I suddenly, and out of totally ass nowhere, thought, I want Perpet to write a Joanie fic involving an unsuccessful attempt to set America on fire.
Why do I want this?
For no other reason than so she can title it "The Unlightable Being of Bears."
Should any of you happen to know Milan Kundera, tell him he's welcome to come spit at me now.