So, uh, guess what happened to me today.
In first hour, I put in two queries to some publishing houses(IUniverse and AuthorHouse) about my novel, Pause. I don't know why I did it, but uh...
About 5 o'clock central time, I was in Kiwanis park helping Emma out with her english project by posing as an emo boy for some pictures(which can be seen at
http://photobucket.com/albums/y114/RinkerEP/english/). Suddenly my phone rang.
"Hello?"
"May I speak to Shea Kelly?"
"This is him."
"Hi, I'm Phil Whitmore from iUniverse publishing. I'm calling to find out more about your novel."
I'M GETTING PUBLISHED AT SEVENTEEN, BITCHEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He really liked my synopsis, and has given me 6 weeks to finish my novel. He's already talking about booksignings and shit and oh my good lord, I'm really excited.
So to all you naysayers and haters - suck my soon-to-be-published dick.
With love,
Shea