Quoting Khyber
Since Khyber has decided to close down his journal to the public, I'm going to do as Fredryk and post my responses here so that Khyber may read them.
"Oh, and tell your friends, that first door you knocked on downstairs, was my landlord. He now has your face, plus the your sensei's face. Well not yet. I'm going to be giving him the video, and we'll see if he decides to try to call the cops on your ass. Hey, the statute of limitations isn't up yet, so there's still plenty of time"
Chances are your landlord is gonna be like "You don't need to be bringing ninjas over here, property values will go down." I should also point out that your landlord didn't look any older than us, in fact, he looked just like a regular tenant.
"Scruggs, you should have waited that night. Not twenty minutes after you left, I got home"
Uh, well... I straight up ask to stay until you get back in the video. Your bitch also told us that you called him earlier saying you wouldn't be back until much later.
"Hey, Fredryk, should you ever get a brain, (and a facelift, for that matter, even Scruggs looks better than you)"
In the world of insults, this is what's known as a "twofer".
"He's already got the copyright on stupidity, get your own copyright on something better"
I don't know. Stupidity seems like a damn fine thing to have a copyright on, I mean if you get royalties every time someone does something stupid you would be rich as hell. Think of all the gold cars you could buy with that money.
"I'm close to bending and abusing the laws of thermodynamics, you guys are sitting around not doing shit but pray that you get fucked up the ass hard by someone you've probably never once met in your life. Sad"
Why must all internet drama inevitably revolve around thermodynamics?
"Thanks for helping me write an essay on stereotypes with loads of references. I'm a surefire winner of this scholarship I applied for with this type of material"
Slow down, that scholarship isn't yours yet. It's plausible that not everybody on the panel judging the scholarship essays will find "Why I Hate Dudes on Livejournal" as groundbreaking as you do.
"Oh, and tell your friends, that first door you knocked on downstairs, was my landlord. He now has your face, plus the your sensei's face. Well not yet. I'm going to be giving him the video, and we'll see if he decides to try to call the cops on your ass. Hey, the statute of limitations isn't up yet, so there's still plenty of time"
Chances are your landlord is gonna be like "You don't need to be bringing ninjas over here, property values will go down." I should also point out that your landlord didn't look any older than us, in fact, he looked just like a regular tenant.
"Scruggs, you should have waited that night. Not twenty minutes after you left, I got home"
Uh, well... I straight up ask to stay until you get back in the video. Your bitch also told us that you called him earlier saying you wouldn't be back until much later.
"Hey, Fredryk, should you ever get a brain, (and a facelift, for that matter, even Scruggs looks better than you)"
In the world of insults, this is what's known as a "twofer".
"He's already got the copyright on stupidity, get your own copyright on something better"
I don't know. Stupidity seems like a damn fine thing to have a copyright on, I mean if you get royalties every time someone does something stupid you would be rich as hell. Think of all the gold cars you could buy with that money.
"I'm close to bending and abusing the laws of thermodynamics, you guys are sitting around not doing shit but pray that you get fucked up the ass hard by someone you've probably never once met in your life. Sad"
Why must all internet drama inevitably revolve around thermodynamics?
"Thanks for helping me write an essay on stereotypes with loads of references. I'm a surefire winner of this scholarship I applied for with this type of material"
Slow down, that scholarship isn't yours yet. It's plausible that not everybody on the panel judging the scholarship essays will find "Why I Hate Dudes on Livejournal" as groundbreaking as you do.