Ode to Shane
Disclaimer: This entry was definitely not requested or commissioned by Shane Tapley through the medium of AOL Instant Messager earlier today.
Reasons Shane Is Pretty Cool, I guess:
1. He was a vocal major at GHP (with Laura and Mark!)
2. He studies commercial music at Belmont, which is a kickass school in a kickass city
3. Apparently, his melodious and enchanting voice causes women's pants to come undone
4. He told me that I was very witty on the internet (which may mean I'm not in real life, but I'm not going to be picky about compliments)
5. He is very very innocent, or else a really good actor
6. He throws up around water and sun and when he is in motion, which rules out swimmin', tannin', road trippin', and any combination of the three (I guess this isn't necessarily a reason why he is pretty cool, except for good old schadenfreude)
This is all I have time for now. I hope the person who is certainly not Shane is happy with this hastily written entry.
Reasons Shane Is Pretty Cool, I guess:
1. He was a vocal major at GHP (with Laura and Mark!)
2. He studies commercial music at Belmont, which is a kickass school in a kickass city
3. Apparently, his melodious and enchanting voice causes women's pants to come undone
4. He told me that I was very witty on the internet (which may mean I'm not in real life, but I'm not going to be picky about compliments)
5. He is very very innocent, or else a really good actor
6. He throws up around water and sun and when he is in motion, which rules out swimmin', tannin', road trippin', and any combination of the three (I guess this isn't necessarily a reason why he is pretty cool, except for good old schadenfreude)
This is all I have time for now. I hope the person who is certainly not Shane is happy with this hastily written entry.