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Firsts
First best friend: my teddy bear
First car: i drive a tricycle to work everyday
First kiss on the lips: my aligator named buddy
First real kiss: my lizzard
First break-up: the aligator
First pet: my stuffed giraffe that whinnies every time you squeeze him
First Love: the aligator.. jeez buddy makes me so sad...
Last
Last kiss: my foot
Last crush: my pet llama that lives outside in my jungle
Last time showered: 3923 days ago
Specifics
Do you do drugs: Yes im a drug addict
What are you scared of: string cheese
Where do you want to get married: in a tree
How many buddies are online: 0 because i am so friend-less
Have you ever Taken a bath with someone: yes, rubber duckie is that speical
Smoked: yes, as i said before i smoke 202394 times a day
Made yourself throw up: yes that is why i look so beliemic
Skinny dipped: i am doing that right now...
Been in love: only wiht your mom
Been rejected: only by ur mom
Rejected someone: only your dad
Done something you regret: never
Last person Hugged: giraffey
Kissed: my latest makeout session with my arm
IMed: my teddybear named bahoeadlefojoolaey
Slap: ur mom for being a whore.
Look like: oprah winfreeeeeee
Talk to online: your dad kuz hes a prostitute
Body
You weigh: 205 lbs.
Your Height: 4'2