Found this on the BPAL forums. Thought I'd share. ;)
Julie Starman's bits are best described as her "clasping pocket".
hoshihitogrrl's bits are best described as her "convulsing purse".
nekogrrl's bits are best described as her "adorable whatchamacallit".
And for the boy's:
Warren Starman's bits are best described as his "robust zucchini".
val's bits are best described as his "mammoth wand".
hoshi's bits are best described as his "aspiring rapscallion".
And the best part? Each description matches the 'personas'. Laughed my ass off. Right there. *singsongs* Detachable penis butt!