Atoli's "Show Haseo My Tits" REN-GEK-KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Well, I'm glad that .Hack\\G.U. made sure to get all the mysteries of what happened to the first game's cast out of the way like that.
Kite: A drug addict.
Mistral: Really fucking old (true)
Elk: Very, very gay and Lezard. Additionally: DIES. (ACTUALLY TRUE)
Blackrose: Somehow completely immune. (only true if you were a big enough ass to complete .Hack\\Quarantine)
Sora: Grew up to be Kuhn (YOU JUST WATCH)
Orca: b& 4 lyfe (nobody liked him anyway)
Balmung: is crispin freeman is sakaki (Should be true)
Helba: OVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 (HEEE YAI YAI YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
Lios: Became an african spirit
Skeith: After being data drained in the first game decided to dye his hair, try out the guitar, hung out with some orbital frames, and fell only a few steps short of attaining his own theme song. The downside is he's become nothing more than a NATIVE ALTER
Cubia: Not appearing I hope oh god no more
Aura: Made some very good choices.
Mia: ...A fucking cat. Well, okay, but still actually a cat.
Tsukasa: Has nothing to do with any of it.
In that light of knowledge, I must also admit that G.U. is just FFX players in The World. Haseo is goth Tidus, down to the god damn hair (LOOK AT IT), Atoli is Yuna...come on now, and that would make Sakaki Seymour...and let's not even both with Ovan. Seriously, I can just see it in the next game "Haseo, AIDA is Jecht." "LYING YOU'RE LYING SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEITHHHHHHHHHH"
"SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKEITHARAIN"
In the future they've chosen to go with, other things like that one polearm using clown guy is the best comedian in the world, Gardenia dies due to having a piece of octopus lodged in her throat, Subaru becomes a chainsmoker, and Crimson Knight is president.
I think I will go back to watching Atoli's trump card now. REN GE KKEE
Kite: A drug addict.
Mistral: Really fucking old (true)
Elk: Very, very gay and Lezard. Additionally: DIES. (ACTUALLY TRUE)
Blackrose: Somehow completely immune. (only true if you were a big enough ass to complete .Hack\\Quarantine)
Sora: Grew up to be Kuhn (YOU JUST WATCH)
Orca: b& 4 lyfe (nobody liked him anyway)
Balmung: is crispin freeman is sakaki (Should be true)
Helba: OVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 (HEEE YAI YAI YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
Lios: Became an african spirit
Skeith: After being data drained in the first game decided to dye his hair, try out the guitar, hung out with some orbital frames, and fell only a few steps short of attaining his own theme song. The downside is he's become nothing more than a NATIVE ALTER
Cubia: Not appearing I hope oh god no more
Aura: Made some very good choices.
Mia: ...A fucking cat. Well, okay, but still actually a cat.
Tsukasa: Has nothing to do with any of it.
In that light of knowledge, I must also admit that G.U. is just FFX players in The World. Haseo is goth Tidus, down to the god damn hair (LOOK AT IT), Atoli is Yuna...come on now, and that would make Sakaki Seymour...and let's not even both with Ovan. Seriously, I can just see it in the next game "Haseo, AIDA is Jecht." "LYING YOU'RE LYING SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEITHHHHHHHHHH"
"SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKEITHARAIN"
In the future they've chosen to go with, other things like that one polearm using clown guy is the best comedian in the world, Gardenia dies due to having a piece of octopus lodged in her throat, Subaru becomes a chainsmoker, and Crimson Knight is president.
I think I will go back to watching Atoli's trump card now. REN GE KKEE