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ear doctors are always the quirky doctors. they wear that big light belted to their foreheads, and they always say things like "okey dokey!" but today i managed to weird out even the weirdest of doctors.
he said "don't move. this will feel a little uncomfortable" as he inserted a long sharp object into my ear. i giggled and said i liked it. then when he told me to fill out a reminder postcard, i assured him that it was unnecessary since i'd never forget my annual trip to the ear doctor. to my brief confession of love, he only replied, "you're a special breed." i didn't even tell him how MUCH i love it, that i want to MARRY an ear doctor so he can play with my ears every night after dinner. hm. let's see if i can convince rob to get a phd in otolaryngology.