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My mom is crazy. She thinks she's going to get me to actually go outside and get the newspaper!?!?!? No way. I'm not taking any chances of being crushed by an avalanch of snow, then being blown away to East Guam by this crazy wind and having to walk ALLL the way back just to give her her little newspaper. No thanks.
The Newport bridge is closed, so that means me and my mom are stranded, and we have to celebrate here by ourselves.
If you don't know what I'm talking about when I say "celebrate" I am going to shoot you in the head. Especially if your name is Taylor Rose Grover.
Yes, idiots, today is my birthday. Joy. I'm 15 today and God gave me a blizzard as a present. Isn't that sweet? I'm kind of freezing because there's a bit of a draft on the top floor, but all is well.
The End.
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The Newport bridge is closed, so that means me and my mom are stranded, and we have to celebrate here by ourselves.
If you don't know what I'm talking about when I say "celebrate" I am going to shoot you in the head. Especially if your name is Taylor Rose Grover.
Yes, idiots, today is my birthday. Joy. I'm 15 today and God gave me a blizzard as a present. Isn't that sweet? I'm kind of freezing because there's a bit of a draft on the top floor, but all is well.
The End.
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