oy gevolt
wowzers. okay ill start with the movies. it took forever to get a hold of fucking jeffrey but it was worth it, cuz like wat are movies without jeffrey. got in the truck, put it on soome blink and went to go pick up erik. he failed to notice that i had re-duct taped the duct taped window. dick. he has nice blinds tho. anyhow, so we go to pick up jeffrey. i got to the portch and rang the doorbell. he came out and hes like "buzawaaaa hang on i need to find my shoes. wana come in?" it had just occured to me that i hadnt been in jeffreys house for years. i then saw sally who was SOOOOOOOOOO SMALLLLL!! like wtf. i didnt know people got that small. and she was like "wow justin ur a big boy now" and i was like.....sooo jeffrey how those shoes coming. we got to the movies 15 minutes early cuz i told my mom it started at 8. after years of getting dropped off at the movies from my mother...ive realized that wen u tell her the time of the movie, thats the time u end up getting there. the movie started at 8:15... im a fucking genious. but whos even more of a fucking genious wud be jeffrey. i got my nachos and then proceeded to ny fries where jeff and erik were. i noticed jeffrey was stalking up on lots of packages of vinigar...even tho he didnt buy anything. and im like ' do u normally drink vinigar?? ' 'err...only at the movies' he replied. wata guy too. i decided id get some vinigar as well AND salt. so during previews me and jeffrey wud down a package of vinigar then 2 or 3 of salt at the same time. we wud then choke and cough as our throats burned like mofos. we saw dodgeball btw as i failed to mention earlier, and chuck norris pulled the best fucking camio ever. we proceeded to tims after the movie and after stocking up on more vinigar and salt. me and jeffrey had so much untill we cud barely talk. we encourged erik, but he refused. cuz erik doesnt do that kinda thing. hes not adventurous at ALL. cuz...drinking vinigar is totally fucking adventurous. it was a really great nite except for the fact that my heart felt like it was being stabbed with 1000 knives of fire. i then ended up going to marys later that nite. to speed up the pace i tried jogging it which wud normally be no problem. except for the fact that i had no clogged all my fucking arteries...it was tuff. anyhow im not guna get into that...maybe another time. im going to see the notebook on tuesday. shud be fantastico. the song please take me home is rather easy to relate to rite now...i think ill call it a nite tho
later dudes
later dudes