i just about died
ok my sister wrote this little story about me, and though i'm not too proud of how i react in these situations, i just couldn't help but crack up. so i'm posting it in here for you guys to read. honestly, i cracked up. but she pretends she's such a little angel, she's full of shit. she's leaving parts out, she calls me names too. hahahah!! ok so here goes:
Once upon a time, there was a Spoiled Rotten Princess whose main source of transportation was, like any other Spoiled Rotten Princess, a white mustang. Every day, the Spoiled Rotten Princess would tether her mustang in the choicest parking spot in the kingdom... smack dab in front of the castle. One day her sister, a Pirate Queen who had previously been banished to the distant lands of the Boondocks parked her ship in the Spoiled Princess's spot. This enraged the Spoiled Rotten Princess beyond anything the kingdom had ever seen before.
Shrill shrieks and roaring could be heard for miles around. At first, the inhabitants of the tiny kingdom thought that they had woken the fearsome beasts that were rumored to occupy the surrounding hills.
How wrong... yet how right these villagers were.
"I HATE YOU!!! STUPID PIRATE BITCH!!! the Spoiled Rotten Princess bellowed.
The Pirate Queen looked on, unfazed by this outburst from her unstable sibling.
"Park in the stables," the Pirate Queen said with a cool look.
Unfortunately for the Pirate Queen and the surrounding villagers, this only served to make the Spoiled Rotten Princess angrier. Opening her rather large mouth, a high keening noise filled the air as the Spoiled Rotten Princess let loose all the air in her lungs. Heavy, black smoke billowed out from her ears, and amidst the haze, the Spoiled Rotten Princess's face, which tint rivaled that of an extremely ripe tomato, shone like a beacon.
As danger seemed certain, the Pirate Queen dove for cover, shouting advice to take similar action to her neighboring villagers.
This was done just in time, for suddenly, there was a huge explosion. The Spoiled Rotten Princess was gone. In her place stood a Frightful Harpy with the Princess's head and the feathered body of a vulture. Shifting around in the rubble her fury had reduced the surrounding buildings to, she hissed through her sharp, evil-looking beak,
"This isn't over, Pirate Whore!!! From this time forth, it's War between you and I!!"
Then, the Harpy spread her huge wings, and took flight into the darkening sky. The Pirate Queen stood up, brushed the rubble off of her breeches, and began to mentally prepare for the dark times ahead.
To be continued...
hahahah that's freakin hilarious!!!!
Once upon a time, there was a Spoiled Rotten Princess whose main source of transportation was, like any other Spoiled Rotten Princess, a white mustang. Every day, the Spoiled Rotten Princess would tether her mustang in the choicest parking spot in the kingdom... smack dab in front of the castle. One day her sister, a Pirate Queen who had previously been banished to the distant lands of the Boondocks parked her ship in the Spoiled Princess's spot. This enraged the Spoiled Rotten Princess beyond anything the kingdom had ever seen before.
Shrill shrieks and roaring could be heard for miles around. At first, the inhabitants of the tiny kingdom thought that they had woken the fearsome beasts that were rumored to occupy the surrounding hills.
How wrong... yet how right these villagers were.
"I HATE YOU!!! STUPID PIRATE BITCH!!! the Spoiled Rotten Princess bellowed.
The Pirate Queen looked on, unfazed by this outburst from her unstable sibling.
"Park in the stables," the Pirate Queen said with a cool look.
Unfortunately for the Pirate Queen and the surrounding villagers, this only served to make the Spoiled Rotten Princess angrier. Opening her rather large mouth, a high keening noise filled the air as the Spoiled Rotten Princess let loose all the air in her lungs. Heavy, black smoke billowed out from her ears, and amidst the haze, the Spoiled Rotten Princess's face, which tint rivaled that of an extremely ripe tomato, shone like a beacon.
As danger seemed certain, the Pirate Queen dove for cover, shouting advice to take similar action to her neighboring villagers.
This was done just in time, for suddenly, there was a huge explosion. The Spoiled Rotten Princess was gone. In her place stood a Frightful Harpy with the Princess's head and the feathered body of a vulture. Shifting around in the rubble her fury had reduced the surrounding buildings to, she hissed through her sharp, evil-looking beak,
"This isn't over, Pirate Whore!!! From this time forth, it's War between you and I!!"
Then, the Harpy spread her huge wings, and took flight into the darkening sky. The Pirate Queen stood up, brushed the rubble off of her breeches, and began to mentally prepare for the dark times ahead.
To be continued...
hahahah that's freakin hilarious!!!!