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i should be in german class, but it's snowing like a lot and i really really want to drink some cranberry juice, and, even though i don't have any, i somehow convinced myself that that was a logical reason not to go to class. instead of washing my dishes, or doing my laundry, or cleaning my room or doing work, i decided it would be a better idea to take online quizzes...
Your Pimp Name Is...
Brown Sugar Money
What's Your Pimp Name?
You Are a Jelly Donut
So you're a little rounder than most folks - but it's only in the right places!
You maintain a clean exterior, even if you're all messy on the inside.
You think you're the best, and that's mostly true...
But remember, you're just an empty shell without your jelly!
What Donut Are You?
Your Stripper Song Is
Like a Virgin by Madonna
"Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
Like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me"
No virgin-ness implied. Not at all.
What Song Should You Strip To?
Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Wild Guardsman
Your Superpower is Raised by animals
Your Weakness is Snakes
Your Weapon is Your Toxic Thorns
Your Mode of Transportation is Clown Car
What's your Superhero Name?
toxic thorns are awesome.
You Are The Stuffing
You're complicated and complex, yet all your pieces fit together.
People miss you if you're gone - but they're not sure why.
What Part of Thanksgiving Are You?
haahahhahahahahha this is the funniest quiz ever.
You Are Thai Food
Trendy yet complex.
People seek you out - though they're not sure why.
What Kind of Food Are You?
hahahha why don't people know why they like me?
Your Daddy Is Dennis Rodman
What You Call Him: Papi
Why You Love Him: He takes you to church
Who's Your Daddy?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
You Are
A Scared Pumpkin Face
You would make good pumpkin puree.
What's Your Pumpkin Face?
Your Hidden Talent
Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people.
You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together.
Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly.
People crave your praise and complements.
What's Your Hidden Talent?
Your Pimp Name Is...
Brown Sugar Money
What's Your Pimp Name?
You Are a Jelly Donut
So you're a little rounder than most folks - but it's only in the right places!
You maintain a clean exterior, even if you're all messy on the inside.
You think you're the best, and that's mostly true...
But remember, you're just an empty shell without your jelly!
What Donut Are You?
Your Stripper Song Is
Like a Virgin by Madonna
"Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
Like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me"
No virgin-ness implied. Not at all.
What Song Should You Strip To?
Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Wild Guardsman
Your Superpower is Raised by animals
Your Weakness is Snakes
Your Weapon is Your Toxic Thorns
Your Mode of Transportation is Clown Car
What's your Superhero Name?
toxic thorns are awesome.
You Are The Stuffing
You're complicated and complex, yet all your pieces fit together.
People miss you if you're gone - but they're not sure why.
What Part of Thanksgiving Are You?
haahahhahahahahha this is the funniest quiz ever.
You Are Thai Food
Trendy yet complex.
People seek you out - though they're not sure why.
What Kind of Food Are You?
hahahha why don't people know why they like me?
Your Daddy Is Dennis Rodman
What You Call Him: Papi
Why You Love Him: He takes you to church
Who's Your Daddy?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
You Are
A Scared Pumpkin Face
You would make good pumpkin puree.
What's Your Pumpkin Face?
Your Hidden Talent
Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people.
You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together.
Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly.
People crave your praise and complements.
What's Your Hidden Talent?