this is NOT a sulky entry...shocking, i know...
the irvine queers masquerade dance on friday night was great. we looked pretty, everyone else looked pretty (especially the guys in drag) and none of our masks broke. we convinced some jackass that me and shlee and em were all dating each other. people are gullible, but more on that later. the condom demonstrations were informative. then my crazy friends decided to shove like 50 balloons in my trunk. the UCI police man was very amused watching us try to do this and felt inclined to talk to us about it.
saturday i bought "i'm wide awake it's morning" and "awake is the new sleep". buy 3 get 1 free at borders is fun, especially if you get two and your peruvian gets two. i love good deals. then we went to cold stone. me and shlee had way too much fun harassing the boys. then shlee suggested going to downtown disney because emily was at disneyland. we drank faderade before we left. called morbius on the way and tried to convince him to go to france when/if i'm there. then we went to a restaurant/bar and told our waiter that we forgot our IDs (yay to having the foresight to not carry purses). he bought it and we proceeded to order about 8,000 drinks (actually more like two each but me and shlee were about three shots in when we got there). it was all very amusing. passy, passy...blacky, blacky? there were crazy men at the next table trying to get us to go to mexico with them. yah they were crazy and possibly gay. and in downtown disney it's not called a "redheaded slut", it is known as the "redheaded sister". emily hung out with us for a bit but she wasn't too amused by our antics and was glad she didn't bring her little sister to meet us drunkies. christian drove us back to irvine and then we broke into the spa at VC, which means we're all pretty bruised today from fence hopping. i lost my shirt but came home with a coaster that had this written on it: "screw [getting] a puppy, let's just hold hands it's cheaper." we're all lucky we're not in jail.
saturday i bought "i'm wide awake it's morning" and "awake is the new sleep". buy 3 get 1 free at borders is fun, especially if you get two and your peruvian gets two. i love good deals. then we went to cold stone. me and shlee had way too much fun harassing the boys. then shlee suggested going to downtown disney because emily was at disneyland. we drank faderade before we left. called morbius on the way and tried to convince him to go to france when/if i'm there. then we went to a restaurant/bar and told our waiter that we forgot our IDs (yay to having the foresight to not carry purses). he bought it and we proceeded to order about 8,000 drinks (actually more like two each but me and shlee were about three shots in when we got there). it was all very amusing. passy, passy...blacky, blacky? there were crazy men at the next table trying to get us to go to mexico with them. yah they were crazy and possibly gay. and in downtown disney it's not called a "redheaded slut", it is known as the "redheaded sister". emily hung out with us for a bit but she wasn't too amused by our antics and was glad she didn't bring her little sister to meet us drunkies. christian drove us back to irvine and then we broke into the spa at VC, which means we're all pretty bruised today from fence hopping. i lost my shirt but came home with a coaster that had this written on it: "screw [getting] a puppy, let's just hold hands it's cheaper." we're all lucky we're not in jail.