Wow I suck
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I broke buffbitch's X-Box (-12 points). In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In May I caught a purse-snatcher who stole happykiwiboy's purse (30 points). In January I gave ab3aut1fulm3ss a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last month I set piggiepi's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-134 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Juice1323
Someone should kick me for setting the puppy on fire.