o heyyy campus po you want some of myyy boooze???

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 FLORALIA was absolutely wonderous and mystical and enchanting as i was told about. Me and my roommate who had slept with philliam in knowlton got up at 7 for our panera catered dorm breakfast. We got chocolate bagels with hazelnut cream cheese which proved to be a little to sweet but were still delicioussss! Soooo Penrose and i chilled until about nine discussing our game plan for the day. By nine we poured our first screw driver and attended the rugby game. All the boys were dressed in takyyyy suits from the salvation army while the girls team wore hideous dresses from 1982. Everyone was wastedddddddddd. After we hung out with philliam and had gummybears soaked in vodka. By that point we were surrounded by japanese students in knowlton and familiar faces. This was taking place on the library green and everyone had set up tents and brought out their couches and furniture staking claim nearest our outdoor amphitheater. Boozeeee was everywhere. It was wonderful. Barefoot truth started playingggg and it was exactly the type of band i had imagined playing. We danced like hippies and ran about in drunken stupoooor. We got someee freee pizza from crooo and candy from the sac table. We played on the inflatable abstacle course!!!. Eventually i was really wasted by twelve and hunted down sir jake where i just past out on his coucchhh in his wonderful arms for a while. I woke up and went to smithhhh to have more good time with logoooo the nymphoo and dave and jake. Eventually i took a wonderful nap and met up with p rose again and drank soome more. We listened to music and drank i juggled with a man on stilts despite my wastednesssss. It got darker and santigold started playing but we didnt like her soooo we descided to bring jakes couch back to thirddd floor brandford with m-judeee. I passed out and woke up to pete there. i passed out again. And dont remember ever making it to bed but apparently i did. 
All in all it was a fabulous sun kissed dayyy offff awesomeness. I cant waittt till next yearssss!!!! gahhhhflorralllliaaaa