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ok kalli walker has asked me to post this message in my LJ and ask people to rite what they think....
"if brandon welch and jeff katz got into a fite, who would win?"
post answers in comment and i'll tell her
"if brandon welch and jeff katz got into a fite, who would win?"
post answers in comment and i'll tell her
I shall supply very provocative and undisputable evidence of this proclamation. Concurrently, Brandon may be JWJ’s greatest warrior, Jeff Katz has proven himself worthy of accommodation time and time again and he has neither faltered nor failed in his quest. Furthermore Brandon has never established his niche in the warrior culture as Katz has. Ergo, J.P. Katz will topple this competitor with great ease, and without contestation.
Esq. Joshua Middleton
Moreover, I feel that if this argument is found unsatisfactory by the owner of this Live Journal and feels that I should be called a nigger, than he is a racist chauvinistic piece of carrion, and that he should not delete this post so as to keep this thread in good humor and of a good nature so as to entertain all who desire to read this.
P.S. I don’t really talk this way I just did it for fun.
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In addition to my exploits on Jeff's perennial victories in the circuit, I shall name one of his most notable victories which have further supported his reigning legend and his ability to "throw-down".
At the age of 8, our Jeff Katz had his first rumble on the streets of Hampton Glenn adjacent to his bus stop. He was unexperienced, and uneducated in the ways of combat, so he could be described as a novice in the matter.
A neighborhood bully, who carried the reputation of a "tough motherfucker you didn't wanna fuck with", began harrasing the young jeffrey. Well, needless to say, this did not go over will with our champion to be. He fought back against this spontaneous adversairy of his and with little effort defeated this "tough guy" twice his size and sent him home crying for his the woman who bore him out of her womb.
Such a display of cunning and power at such a young age truly must demonstrate his capablities as a teenager and that truth known to the Duval populous that he is a force to be reckoned with.
Esq. Joshua Middleton
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If he is able to accomplish such a feat at the age of 8, after many more rumbles and with much more experience and training from a much feared and deadly(but recently turned pacifist) "Connor Hickey", one can only imagine the horrible outcome(in his favor) that will result in his brawl with Brandon.
Esq. Joshua Middleton
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