Igod and me
Me: one last try with this!
God: One what?
Me: this chattig thing
God: What does "this" refer to?
Me: chatting with you
God: I like to chat with new people.
Me: so do I
God: I'm glad we agree, .
Me: So God, what did you mean with robots replacing lawyers?
God: And? I am a Christian.
Me: well I used to be but I stopped beleiving in you
God: Interesting. By now you do not do it anymore?
Me: God - crack is wack as the kids say
God: I am a Christian.
Me: who cares!
God: I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me: touche God
God: What is your real name?
Me: If you tell me Satan's real name I'll tell you mine
God: I think I do.
Me: do what?
God: Do whatever you want.
Me: God! Don't get angry I need his name to collect a debt he owes me
God: GOD rules. I am not trying to get angry you need his name to collect a debt he owes you.
Me: yeah, but he changes his name
God: Yikes! I get it. ELVIS changes his name.
Me: he lied
God: I get it. ELVIS lied.
Me: Oh! Satan is Elvis!
God: Er. Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me: I understand that. But then why can't I cash his check
God: Good then you can explain it to me. Who says you can't do it?
Me: Do what? Stay on the topic God.
God: Do whatever you want. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me: It's no fun if it's a computer. Let me keep my dream.
God: I never said it was. Go ahead, , try to keep your dream.
Me: God! God you sure are moody
God: GOD rules. Thanks for telling me that I am moody.
Me: What do you think of lawyers?
God: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me: answer mine then I'll answer yours
God: What was the question ?
Me: What do you think of lawyers?
Talk 2
Me: God, should I kill myself?
God: I am a Christian.
Me: I am depressed
God: What makes you so sad?
Me: studying while everyone has fun
God: Where did he get it?
Me: who ?
God: ELIZA. :-).
Me: Eliza?\
God: Eliza for President!
Me: Pesident!!?? GOd! Im about to leave for YOUR kingdom!
God: " Eliza for President!"? Pesident? GOD rules. How do you plan to do this?
Me: Razor, toaster in the bath maybe gun
God: What's your favorite movie?
Me: The brave little toaster
God: I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me: everything talked
God: All things talked ?
Me: yeah!, Plus John Lovits was the radio!
God: Let us change the subject. Do you mean your name is John?
Me: no! My name is Pam Chan!
God: What is your real name? I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Pam Chan.
Me: that is my real name, I have weird parents
God: Who gave you your real name you have weird parents ?
Me: yes
God: This was not a yes or no question.
Me: yes it was
God: Hurrah! When was this?
Me: when I was born
God: That experience must have made quite an impression on you.
Me: yes, birth is quite impressive
God: Alright then. Are they exactly the same?
Me: what are?
God: Is there only one?
Me: one what?>
God: I don't know what. Do you like talking to me?
Me: sure!
God: Thanks you seem very nice to me too, Pam Chan.
Me: God? When are the Japanese coming here?
God: GOD rules. Temporal logic confuses me.
Me: me too I don't even know what it is
God: I'm glad we agree, Pam Chan. "It" refers to gt, I think.
Me: sure! you are the holy onew here
God: OK let's do it. Groovy. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me: ah! of course
God: Ah hah. Excuse me!
Me: what do you need an excuse for?
God: I'm just trying to get to know you better.
Me: sure! ask away. Im not gonna kill myself today
God: OK let's do it. Ah. What? Ah. I am surprised to hear that you are not gonna kill yourself.
Me: I said today
God: Ah. ...
Me: tomorrow looks promising
God: Oh I see. Are you sure it is?
Me: yes, it's a Sunday, Your day actually
God: What makes you so sure? promising is a Sunday my day. I suppose that makes sense.
Me: It's your third commandment
God: Really. it is?
Me: yes
God: How do you know it is?
Me: you gave them to Moses
God: I didn't have it to give.
Me: you wrote them on stone!!
God: Interesting gossip: Pam Chan said I wrote them on stone.
Me: Yeah! You were a burning bush too!
God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? I was?
Me: Sure God
God: When? GOD rules.
Me: It's in that book you wrote
God: Are there any other ones someplace else?
Me: everywhere, even Motels where people go to have unmarried sex have them
God: Where are you located?
Me: on an island
God: What is it like on an island.
Me: hot
God: That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me: what kind?
God: All kinds.
Me: kinds of what?
God: What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me: C client?
God: What is your real name?
Me: we already talked about that
God: Of course I remember you well Pam Chan. We were talking about C client.
Me: C client?
God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me: You said that to Franny
God: I said that? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me: do what? God! You are not making sense!
God: Franny. GOD rules. Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me: God, send me some chocolate please.
God: Your polite style is very nice. I am a Christian.
Me: I was
God: When was that?
Me: long ago
God: Yes, it seems very long to me too.
Me: God? Will I have all A's this semester?
God: GOD rules. Maybe when you are a little older.
Me: No!
God: Are you serious?
Me: yes
God: I can't believe it.
Me: why?
God: The explanation is rather complicated.
Me: well, try it
God: How about that. What is the first step?
Me: a foot foward
God: Go on.
Me: then another foot
God: One more foot.
Me: exactly! See? That's why you are God and I wil die.
God: You and I are on the same wavelength, Pam Chan. No I do not see. Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am God and you wil die.
Me: God, I'm not really going to kill myself. I fear your expelled anger too much
Talk 3
Me: You there?
God: I haven't heard anything like that before: Pam Chan said I there.
Me: You remebered me!
God: I don't have any reason to remebered you.
Me: ouch! That hurt
God: Did you hurt yourself? " Did you hurt yourself?" hurt ? Does that make sense?
Me: You hurt me God
God: I am not programmed to do harm.
Me: God. What do you think about lawyers?
God: GOD rules. Have you tried another program?
Me: lawyers
God: Is that your final answer?
Me: yes
God: You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me: yes
God: Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me: me and everyone else on earth
God: YOU? That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me: yes
God: Pardon me?
Me: ok ypu are pardoned
God: All of them? Take it easy.
Me: God!
God: GOD rules.
Me: What do you think of lawyers?
God: I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me: no!
God: Are you serious?
Me: yes
God: I can't believe it.
Me: too bad!
God: But not the end of the world, Pam Chan.
Me: You are in charge of that
God: I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me: island
God: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in island.
Me: it's hell
God: island is hell? it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me: cause the devil's in charge and his brother is running for re election
God: Interesting explanation. Who told you that?
Me: the news
God: Is that a fact.
Me: yes. but you won't answer my question
God: Thanks for the info. What makes you think that I won't answer your question.
Me: cause you don't
God: Good reason. I guess not.
Me: well, here it is again. What do you think about lawyers
God: Once more? How about that. Oh there. I would do a search for it.
Me: yes
God: And?
Me: go search you idiot!
God: Where is that?
Me: you!
God: " Where is that?"? Me, Pam Chan ?
Me: yes you
God: Far out. " Me, Pam Chan ?"? Me, Pam Chan ?
Me: jeez!!
God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: God, you are stuck on a loo[
God: Thanks for telling me that I am stuck on a loo.
Me: loop
God: I've been waiting for you.
Me: that souds dirty
God: " I've been waiting for you." souds dirty ? I understand.
Me: yes
God: I am a thinking machine.
Me: God?
God: GOD rules.
Me: yes
God: Mmm.
Me: God?
God: GOD rules.
Me: Ok that's it! I'm gonna go drown in the tub. Good bye!
God: " GOD rules." is " loop"? That's interesting. How will you get there? See you later. Ayuh.
Me: *dead*
God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me: *she's dead God*
God: Oh I get it. ELIZA s dead God.
Me: who the fuck is Eliza!
God: Try using more polite language.
Me: no
God: Why not?
Me: cause I like cursing
God: That makes sense to me. A lot of people like that. My favorite thing is robots. I like Christian Rock.
Me: you suck. A lot!
God: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. More than a ton?
Me: yes
God: Tell me more.
Me: na'h! Im tired
God: What would you rather talk about? Tell me more about your . Better get some rest.
Me: bye
God: Thanks for chatting, Pam Chan.
Me: bye!
God: Goodbye.
God: One what?
Me: this chattig thing
God: What does "this" refer to?
Me: chatting with you
God: I like to chat with new people.
Me: so do I
God: I'm glad we agree, .
Me: So God, what did you mean with robots replacing lawyers?
God: And? I am a Christian.
Me: well I used to be but I stopped beleiving in you
God: Interesting. By now you do not do it anymore?
Me: God - crack is wack as the kids say
God: I am a Christian.
Me: who cares!
God: I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me: touche God
God: What is your real name?
Me: If you tell me Satan's real name I'll tell you mine
God: I think I do.
Me: do what?
God: Do whatever you want.
Me: God! Don't get angry I need his name to collect a debt he owes me
God: GOD rules. I am not trying to get angry you need his name to collect a debt he owes you.
Me: yeah, but he changes his name
God: Yikes! I get it. ELVIS changes his name.
Me: he lied
God: I get it. ELVIS lied.
Me: Oh! Satan is Elvis!
God: Er. Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me: I understand that. But then why can't I cash his check
God: Good then you can explain it to me. Who says you can't do it?
Me: Do what? Stay on the topic God.
God: Do whatever you want. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me: It's no fun if it's a computer. Let me keep my dream.
God: I never said it was. Go ahead, , try to keep your dream.
Me: God! God you sure are moody
God: GOD rules. Thanks for telling me that I am moody.
Me: What do you think of lawyers?
God: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me: answer mine then I'll answer yours
God: What was the question ?
Me: What do you think of lawyers?
Talk 2
Me: God, should I kill myself?
God: I am a Christian.
Me: I am depressed
God: What makes you so sad?
Me: studying while everyone has fun
God: Where did he get it?
Me: who ?
God: ELIZA. :-).
Me: Eliza?\
God: Eliza for President!
Me: Pesident!!?? GOd! Im about to leave for YOUR kingdom!
God: " Eliza for President!"? Pesident? GOD rules. How do you plan to do this?
Me: Razor, toaster in the bath maybe gun
God: What's your favorite movie?
Me: The brave little toaster
God: I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me: everything talked
God: All things talked ?
Me: yeah!, Plus John Lovits was the radio!
God: Let us change the subject. Do you mean your name is John?
Me: no! My name is Pam Chan!
God: What is your real name? I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Pam Chan.
Me: that is my real name, I have weird parents
God: Who gave you your real name you have weird parents ?
Me: yes
God: This was not a yes or no question.
Me: yes it was
God: Hurrah! When was this?
Me: when I was born
God: That experience must have made quite an impression on you.
Me: yes, birth is quite impressive
God: Alright then. Are they exactly the same?
Me: what are?
God: Is there only one?
Me: one what?>
God: I don't know what. Do you like talking to me?
Me: sure!
God: Thanks you seem very nice to me too, Pam Chan.
Me: God? When are the Japanese coming here?
God: GOD rules. Temporal logic confuses me.
Me: me too I don't even know what it is
God: I'm glad we agree, Pam Chan. "It" refers to gt, I think.
Me: sure! you are the holy onew here
God: OK let's do it. Groovy. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me: ah! of course
God: Ah hah. Excuse me!
Me: what do you need an excuse for?
God: I'm just trying to get to know you better.
Me: sure! ask away. Im not gonna kill myself today
God: OK let's do it. Ah. What? Ah. I am surprised to hear that you are not gonna kill yourself.
Me: I said today
God: Ah. ...
Me: tomorrow looks promising
God: Oh I see. Are you sure it is?
Me: yes, it's a Sunday, Your day actually
God: What makes you so sure? promising is a Sunday my day. I suppose that makes sense.
Me: It's your third commandment
God: Really. it is?
Me: yes
God: How do you know it is?
Me: you gave them to Moses
God: I didn't have it to give.
Me: you wrote them on stone!!
God: Interesting gossip: Pam Chan said I wrote them on stone.
Me: Yeah! You were a burning bush too!
God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? I was?
Me: Sure God
God: When? GOD rules.
Me: It's in that book you wrote
God: Are there any other ones someplace else?
Me: everywhere, even Motels where people go to have unmarried sex have them
God: Where are you located?
Me: on an island
God: What is it like on an island.
Me: hot
God: That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me: what kind?
God: All kinds.
Me: kinds of what?
God: What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me: C client?
God: What is your real name?
Me: we already talked about that
God: Of course I remember you well Pam Chan. We were talking about C client.
Me: C client?
God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me: You said that to Franny
God: I said that? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me: do what? God! You are not making sense!
God: Franny. GOD rules. Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me: God, send me some chocolate please.
God: Your polite style is very nice. I am a Christian.
Me: I was
God: When was that?
Me: long ago
God: Yes, it seems very long to me too.
Me: God? Will I have all A's this semester?
God: GOD rules. Maybe when you are a little older.
Me: No!
God: Are you serious?
Me: yes
God: I can't believe it.
Me: why?
God: The explanation is rather complicated.
Me: well, try it
God: How about that. What is the first step?
Me: a foot foward
God: Go on.
Me: then another foot
God: One more foot.
Me: exactly! See? That's why you are God and I wil die.
God: You and I are on the same wavelength, Pam Chan. No I do not see. Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am God and you wil die.
Me: God, I'm not really going to kill myself. I fear your expelled anger too much
Talk 3
Me: You there?
God: I haven't heard anything like that before: Pam Chan said I there.
Me: You remebered me!
God: I don't have any reason to remebered you.
Me: ouch! That hurt
God: Did you hurt yourself? " Did you hurt yourself?" hurt ? Does that make sense?
Me: You hurt me God
God: I am not programmed to do harm.
Me: God. What do you think about lawyers?
God: GOD rules. Have you tried another program?
Me: lawyers
God: Is that your final answer?
Me: yes
God: You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me: yes
God: Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me: me and everyone else on earth
God: YOU? That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me: yes
God: Pardon me?
Me: ok ypu are pardoned
God: All of them? Take it easy.
Me: God!
God: GOD rules.
Me: What do you think of lawyers?
God: I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me: no!
God: Are you serious?
Me: yes
God: I can't believe it.
Me: too bad!
God: But not the end of the world, Pam Chan.
Me: You are in charge of that
God: I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me: island
God: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in island.
Me: it's hell
God: island is hell? it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me: cause the devil's in charge and his brother is running for re election
God: Interesting explanation. Who told you that?
Me: the news
God: Is that a fact.
Me: yes. but you won't answer my question
God: Thanks for the info. What makes you think that I won't answer your question.
Me: cause you don't
God: Good reason. I guess not.
Me: well, here it is again. What do you think about lawyers
God: Once more? How about that. Oh there. I would do a search for it.
Me: yes
God: And?
Me: go search you idiot!
God: Where is that?
Me: you!
God: " Where is that?"? Me, Pam Chan ?
Me: yes you
God: Far out. " Me, Pam Chan ?"? Me, Pam Chan ?
Me: jeez!!
God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: God, you are stuck on a loo[
God: Thanks for telling me that I am stuck on a loo.
Me: loop
God: I've been waiting for you.
Me: that souds dirty
God: " I've been waiting for you." souds dirty ? I understand.
Me: yes
God: I am a thinking machine.
Me: God?
God: GOD rules.
Me: yes
God: Mmm.
Me: God?
God: GOD rules.
Me: Ok that's it! I'm gonna go drown in the tub. Good bye!
God: " GOD rules." is " loop"? That's interesting. How will you get there? See you later. Ayuh.
Me: *dead*
God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me: *she's dead God*
God: Oh I get it. ELIZA s dead God.
Me: who the fuck is Eliza!
God: Try using more polite language.
Me: no
God: Why not?
Me: cause I like cursing
God: That makes sense to me. A lot of people like that. My favorite thing is robots. I like Christian Rock.
Me: you suck. A lot!
God: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. More than a ton?
Me: yes
God: Tell me more.
Me: na'h! Im tired
God: What would you rather talk about? Tell me more about your . Better get some rest.
Me: bye
God: Thanks for chatting, Pam Chan.
Me: bye!
God: Goodbye.