Stupid Customer Rant

[juffles]

A lot of my job is formalising peoples' work processes - generally taking their dodgy Excel spreadsheets that have been worked on by 20 people over 5 years, and turning them into a formalised database-based system - this gives them scalability, reliability etc. Along the way I come across some truly retarded Excel formulas

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[cricketk]

We know (because they've told us) that those customers completely ignore all of his recommendations because it would put them out of business within one year.

I think I know what you're working on. I better bring chocolate home with me tonight.

[juffles]

You do know. Mmmm chocolate.

Bringing beer home as well/instead would cement your place as Most Awesome Girlfriend Of All Time against all challengers. Not that there are any. But just in case - you know, buttressing. Fortifying your position like a bunch of sexually ambiguous city-dwellers facing an army of semi-naked Greeks armed with enough wood to build a large horse.

[rabbit1080]

What's a good combination of beer and chocolate?
(I'm partial to dark chocolate and red wine myself)

Oh, and 0 or 1 btw. Ow. BAD code.

[cricketk]

Sadly, there is no good combination of beer and chocolate.

Perhaps a very dark ale and a dark chocolate, but I hold little hope.

[juffles]

Don't listen to the heathen. Any good beer and any good chocolate is awesome, as long as you leave at least 30 seconds gap while switching.

Beer with a mouthful of chocolate = bad. Of course, I never knew this until I lived with K - previously I could happily consume them both at once, but as soon as she put the idea in my head that it should taste bad it SUDDENLY DID.

Moral of the story? Y = 0 or 1, and women = evil. :)

[rabbit1080]

women = evil.

I try my best :-P

[cricketk]

Commonly known as M.A.G.O.A.T.

*ponders whether I want to be MAGOAT*

[juffles]

You're not MAGOAT to you, you'd just be TEHGOAT. To me you're MA'GOAT. Assuming you're a goat. Which you're not.

...what?