Mar 30, 2004 08:34
You know how some people just aren't the brightest crayon in the box? Yep, I'm one of those people. I've discovered recently just how stupid I am. I'm one of those people who doesn't learn from mistakes. Juicy pear Jelly Bellys--I hate them. I know I hate them. But I always have to eat one to remember why I hate them. I just don't learn. While playing with a clothespin, it goes catapulting across the room. Do I stop playing with it? No way, I keep at it and send it sailing five more times. And one time someone sent me an e-card and when I tried to open it, my computer froze. So what did I do after I restarted the computer? Tried to open it again.
Yes folks, I am a dumbass. You would think after things obviously do not work out the way I planned, I would quit doing them. But no, that would be too smart. Can't have that. I'm one of those people who can't wait to start eating french fries, regardless of how much they burn my mouth. I want them so much, I don't think about the pain. But then it comes back to bite you in the ass. Yep, you're left with a sore and burned mouth and no french fries. Even though I know it's gonna hurt me in the long run, I don't think about the consequences. So don't be stupid like me. If somethings hurts you the first three times, it's most likely it will continue to hurt the next three times.