big 3d billboards and big 30 foot smirks
alex made me re-name the cat. his full name is now Maynard Dag Vicious. we call him Mayn. he's gotten bigger, doesn't use the bottle anymore and stopped tipping over when i scratched his butt. he's still fabulous.
i have mastered the hula hoop.
okay, i haven't mastered it, but i can do the front grab, back grab, shoulders, neck, and knees. too bad there's some kind of redneck car show going on this weekend, so the campground is full of rednecks, mexicans, and wanna-be gangsters who are perpetually drunk. i'm afraid to even leave my van, let alone hoop. i got whistled at three times in wal-mart by fat hicks in wife beaters and tucker caps. gross.
i should be back in MI for a while starting next week. we have 7 weeks with nothing to do and it's cheaper to go to MI and stay with alex's parents than it is to pay rent in ohio. so i guess that's cool. i can see katie and jon. and meet katies new boyfriend who i think i know (but i'm not sure). probably what will happen is we'll spend all our money on drugs and won't be able to get back down to ohio. but whatever. it'll be a party.
i have mastered the hula hoop.
okay, i haven't mastered it, but i can do the front grab, back grab, shoulders, neck, and knees. too bad there's some kind of redneck car show going on this weekend, so the campground is full of rednecks, mexicans, and wanna-be gangsters who are perpetually drunk. i'm afraid to even leave my van, let alone hoop. i got whistled at three times in wal-mart by fat hicks in wife beaters and tucker caps. gross.
i should be back in MI for a while starting next week. we have 7 weeks with nothing to do and it's cheaper to go to MI and stay with alex's parents than it is to pay rent in ohio. so i guess that's cool. i can see katie and jon. and meet katies new boyfriend who i think i know (but i'm not sure). probably what will happen is we'll spend all our money on drugs and won't be able to get back down to ohio. but whatever. it'll be a party.