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[judysebben]

OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGodOhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod OhmyGod--teeth marks on my whip-- OhmyGod OhmyGod

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[croozin]

...Wow.

I...don't even know what to say about that. That's...crappy.

[judysebben]

Ugh, why did I even bring this up here where everyone can read it?!
Oh... um, hi! Yeah, that was probably the worst night of my life!

You um, really shouldn't read all those comments up there. The Monarch got a little descriptive.

[croozin]

Hmmm...yeah. Yeah. Pretty much sucks. Literally.

Too late.

Well...Ronnie's been looking for a reason to meet him after that tape he made. Looks like he might have one.

[monarch_the]

What?

[croozin]

What what?

Ronnie's been all "Oh ja. I vant to meet that butterfly man who made dees sex tapes."

'Cause he's Russian or some crap. And that's how he talks. And he seriously won't shut up about it.

[monarch_the]

Isn't he that guy you said tied you up and put you in a wig?

[croozin]

...Yeah. Me and many other people. Xander Crews included. And you know, some of the other Xtacles. It's like his thing.

You might want to watch out for his pliers though. Heh. Who even knows where those things have been.

[monarch_the]

Yeah, funny thing-- I don't plan on meeting him. So.

...and why the hell would you let him work for you anymore?

[croozin]

You know, sometimes people just run into you on the street. That's all I'm saying.

Because. We're all forgiving individuals. Mostly. And he can fix stuff.

[monarch_the]

......

[judysebben]

It was humiliating! And people saw me like that! I'm just glad you weren't there! Oh, you must think I'm such a horrible person! I would never act like that normally! Grr, if I hadn't let that snake sneak up on me in the woods we could have caught him!

[croozin]

Yeah. I'm...kind of glad I passed on this one.

No. Of course not. Accidents happen. I tell myself that a lot. Totally not your fault. Just sorry that it happened. At least it wasn't Judy's dad or whatever.

[judysebben]

I don't know if it really counts as an accident, but let's just go with that!

Thanks for being so understanding! That's so sweet of you! Oh, you're right. I don't even want to think about what would have happened if Daddy had been there.

[mineandfine]

see what did I tell you? He's totally gonna go have his team or whatever go hurt the monarch. Maybe he'll send you a tape of it.

[judysebben]

Ooooh, that's what he meant? That's so romantic!

[mineandfine]

Yeah...it is kind of cute when they do that. I'll admit, when lupin gets himself all puffed up and is gonna deck some huge guy I get this tingly feeling....but then that might just be because I know he's gonna get the snot kicked outta him. Either way, it's a good feeling.