So Long And Thanks For All The Fish
Shyeet motha fuckas. I technically skipped a day again, but you can technically kiss my ass. Oh I am just full of wit and intellect.
So anywho. DAY FOUR:
The tumor is still ever present. Eh, these things take time.
In the Last 24 Hours:
I got a prom dress.
Revisited my roots with Kyle.
Kissed Paul Weingarden twice....on the mouth!
Watched Katie kiss Paul once on the mouth.
Tried to watch porn at Alex Sherman's house.
Contributed to getting Paul drunk. (And ONLY Paul drunk)
Read Paul's romance novel outloud.
Married Paul.
Shit. Today was so about Paul Weingarden. Holy crap that is hilarious.
By the way, I love Katie Porritt. She gets me and I get her and shiiiit son that shit is tight you know. And also I love Kyle, Holly, Jessie, and Molly. Together, we robbed Sommerset! Well, only kind of together. And I love Dan Agosta because he is just so nice. And I love Sai Thai. And I hate people that don't like Sai Thai.
Aight. Peace out.
So anywho. DAY FOUR:
The tumor is still ever present. Eh, these things take time.
In the Last 24 Hours:
I got a prom dress.
Revisited my roots with Kyle.
Kissed Paul Weingarden twice....on the mouth!
Watched Katie kiss Paul once on the mouth.
Tried to watch porn at Alex Sherman's house.
Contributed to getting Paul drunk. (And ONLY Paul drunk)
Read Paul's romance novel outloud.
Married Paul.
Shit. Today was so about Paul Weingarden. Holy crap that is hilarious.
By the way, I love Katie Porritt. She gets me and I get her and shiiiit son that shit is tight you know. And also I love Kyle, Holly, Jessie, and Molly. Together, we robbed Sommerset! Well, only kind of together. And I love Dan Agosta because he is just so nice. And I love Sai Thai. And I hate people that don't like Sai Thai.
Aight. Peace out.