BECAUSE I DON'T WANT.
Near strangers should stop inviting and asking me to clubs because I AM STILL YOUNG AND UNDERAGED AND I WANT TO STAY THIS WAY. Screw turning 19, really. Who wants to be legal anyways. I would make the lamest adult.
And the last time I checked, it was midnight, not fricking 7AM.
I am really not getting my way these days.
And there better be fucking mail in the morning.
I have so many things that haven't been delivered that should have.
And I just want a good angst/death fic to read of the VK variety.
So I can cry shamelessly into the dawn at my sorry state.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!
LOLS AT GOU. GOU. WHY DID YOU DO THIS.
DATE SIMULATION WITH GOU:
"Why hello my dearest...I am Gou...Let us strut to our favourite gothic clothing store...why don't you try on this sheer red nighty dress? You like this outfit on me? Okay I will buy it and wear it on our date."
"I will open the car door for you...oh dear, we are holding hands my heart is going TOKIDOKI...and I will now stare deeply into your eyes for maximum seduction...We hath arrived at our restaurant!"
Holy shit. I don't even know what happens. It looks like they had water in champagne glasses and looked at cake and then walked off.
Gou, that was a triple fail.
Just gather the shattered remains of your dignity and go wear purple.
And the last time I checked, it was midnight, not fricking 7AM.
I am really not getting my way these days.
And there better be fucking mail in the morning.
I have so many things that haven't been delivered that should have.
And I just want a good angst/death fic to read of the VK variety.
So I can cry shamelessly into the dawn at my sorry state.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!
LOLS AT GOU. GOU. WHY DID YOU DO THIS.
DATE SIMULATION WITH GOU:
"Why hello my dearest...I am Gou...Let us strut to our favourite gothic clothing store...why don't you try on this sheer red nighty dress? You like this outfit on me? Okay I will buy it and wear it on our date."
"I will open the car door for you...oh dear, we are holding hands my heart is going TOKIDOKI...and I will now stare deeply into your eyes for maximum seduction...We hath arrived at our restaurant!"
Holy shit. I don't even know what happens. It looks like they had water in champagne glasses and looked at cake and then walked off.
Gou, that was a triple fail.
Just gather the shattered remains of your dignity and go wear purple.