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[judgementok]

So you guys won't believe this. Apparently I got caught up being the judge in some celebrity trial (which I am not allowed to talk about even now) such a load!! Anyway, so I wasn't allowed near a computer or a television or like ANYTHING for the duration. I even had to wear this FAIL COWL that was made of fail and tin foil! I swear if anyone took a

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[monarch_the]

Half expected you'd jumped ship and gone off to travel the stars.

[judgementok]

Well you know, I almost did, but then I remembered I'd never see your smiling face again, not that I see much anyhow.

So heard your wife is divorcing you? That's too bad, she ready for a real man now?

[monarch_the]

She's not divorcing me! You know that. Dick.

[judgementok]

Do I?

[hahha_innuendo]

Is that so? I'd wondered where you'd gotten to! It's not as fun watching the trials without you judging them.

[judgementok]

I bet Shado has been enjoying using his dirty BRAINTHIEVING on my turf. Jerk! We'll remedy your boredom and that other thing that I went off on a tangent about.

[hahha_innuendo]

Someone should muzzle that mind of his. It's abrasive! Grating! It vibrates!

Ha ha! Vibrates.

Sounds good!

[judgementok]

God, I know! At least when I go all...Mindtakey it's not grating. It's fantastic!

[industrial_pink]

No television or internet? That's horrible!

[judgementok]

I know right?