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Nov 25, 2008 20:14

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festival thing, anti-social and festival doesn't mix, mithos, emil, relationship fail

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[Filter] ratatosk_knight November 25 2008, 19:20:21 UTC

For me? Really?

[Filter] judge_evening November 25 2008, 19:26:54 UTC

Yes, really.

[Filter] ratatosk_knight November 25 2008, 19:31:19 UTC

Thank you! No one's ever given me a present before...

[Filter] judge_evening November 25 2008, 19:32:12 UTC

It's technically not a present. Once you're done reading it, it needs to be returned to the library.

[Filter] ratatosk_knight November 25 2008, 19:35:48 UTC

... it's not? Oh...

[Filter] judge_evening November 25 2008, 19:37:30 UTC

... If you want a present, I can get you something else later.

[Filter] ratatosk_knight November 25 2008, 19:40:19 UTC

You'd really do that?

[Filter] judge_evening November 25 2008, 19:43:42 UTC

I just said I'd do it, didn't I?

[Filter] ratatosk_knight November 25 2008, 19:49:40 UTC

Thank you!

... so, what do you have for me if it's not a present, then?

[Filter] 1/2 judge_evening November 25 2008, 19:52:58 UTC

I'll show you.

[action] 2/2 judge_evening November 25 2008, 19:56:22 UTC

[he enters Emil's room and drops a book on the table in front of him. It's not an incredibly thick book, but still looks like it contains plenty of info. The title; "Sexual Intercourse and You".]

Here.

[action] ratatosk_knight November 25 2008, 20:00:18 UTC

[... what kind of not-present is that, Richter? That doesn't look like a novel. Emil takes one look at the title and his eyes go wide.]

R-Richter...

[He's interpreting this to mean that Richter wants to have sex with him. Why else would he be giving him a book like that?]

[action] judge_evening November 25 2008, 20:06:25 UTC

[because you don't even know what the heck happens inside your body when you rub your 'happy place', Emil.]

It's obvious your sexual education has been nothing short of lacking. You know nothing of hormones, intercourse or even the effects puberty has on your body. Consider this homework.

[action] ratatosk_knight November 25 2008, 20:09:53 UTC

I-I know how sex works-- Katou explained it to me. And I know it feels good.

[Well, now he's embarrassed.]

[action] judge_evening November 25 2008, 20:14:10 UTC

What Katou told you is nothing but a load of banter. You need to learn the basics. Do you even know how babies are born?

[Richter's philosophy is that you can learn anything from a book. He sure as heck isn't going to have the 'how is babby formed' talk.]

[action] ratatosk_knight November 25 2008, 20:20:01 UTC

Of course I do! They come from the stork, right?

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