Verdict 002 [Video/Action for those in Violet]

[judge_clueless]

[Have the very pleasant view of a rat's teeth constantly gnawing at the lens, accompanied by the appropriate sound effects.]Now, now, Ratticus, I bought you those rubber teething toys for a reason, you know! Why can't you stop eating my boring-but-expensive rations! See how nummy these are? Why, I bet this purple one is grape-flavored! You're

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[totesaladder]

[she looks a bit surprised to see him]

I thought you had disappeared!

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[judge_clueless]

What?

Did... did you start putting my face on milk cartons!?

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[totesaladder]

Not yet, but I almost did! [n-not really]

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[judge_clueless]

Oh... I see. I've always wanted to see my own face when pouring milk into my Crusted Chunks cereal.

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[totesaladder]

Well, if you really want that, you could disappear again and I'd put your face on a milk carton!

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[judge_clueless]

Hrmmmm...

Hrmmmmmmmm...

No, no, it would be asking too much of you. Besides, I couldn't possibly be separated from my Pokegear again!

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[totesaladder]

Aaaaw... putting your face on a milk carton would have been really fun.

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[judge_clueless]

Really?

Well, perhaps if we simply PRETENDED that I disappeared...

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[totesaladder]

Do you think we could do that?

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[judge_clueless]

Hrmmmm... well, I don't recall ever hearing any laws against doing such a thing, so I don't see why not!

What's the milk carton companies' number, I wonder?

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[totesaladder]

I'll make sure to look it up!

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[judge_clueless]

If you could, Ms. Fey, I'm counting on you. The fate of my face depends on it!