As seen on binsybaby's LJ:
Once apon a time there was a girl who wanted to marry Johnny Depp
So she emailed him asking "Will you marry me?"
He replied and said "Yes. Meet me at the CVS down the street."
So she DID.
There was a man in the shadows. "Hello?" she said
"Hello" said the man in the shadows
IT WAS JOHNNY DEPP
"lets get all kinds of married now!" said the girl
"OK" said Johnny
AND JOHNNY DEPP KILLED HER WITH HIS WONKA CANE.
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IF YOU DO NOT REPOST THIS WITHIN 5 MINUTES ON EVERY ONLINE BLOG YOU OWN, JOHNNY DEPP WILL COME AND KILL YOU.
I'M NOT SURE IF YOU WANT TO BE SAVED OR NOT. MEETING JOHNNY DEPP WOULD BE KIND OF COOL.
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I figure since I've only posted this once, I still stand a good chance of meeting him. :D