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Things not to do on St. Patrick's Day:
*Don't go out for Woodchuck with Sara Parks, especially when you wind up ordering a pitcher that you could bob for apples in.
*Don't call your fianceé to come to Scotty's and help you out because you're too small for your beer.
*Don't follow up the Woodchuck incident with a trip to the martini bar where you attempt to drink every martini that sounds like it might be green.
*Don't tell the kid sitting next to you that he looks like Harry Potter if Harry would grow up, turn gay and get some fashion sense.
*Don't drunk dial half the people in your phone. Ok, go ahead, they like it... really.
*Don't straddle your fianceé in the bar and knock glasses over. Apparently this is alcohol abuse. ;)
*And whatever you do don't listen to really great jazz with the best friends in the world and have the greatest St. Patricks day EVER!
Lol, hope everyone had as good as a St. Paddy's Day as I did!
*Don't go out for Woodchuck with Sara Parks, especially when you wind up ordering a pitcher that you could bob for apples in.
*Don't call your fianceé to come to Scotty's and help you out because you're too small for your beer.
*Don't follow up the Woodchuck incident with a trip to the martini bar where you attempt to drink every martini that sounds like it might be green.
*Don't tell the kid sitting next to you that he looks like Harry Potter if Harry would grow up, turn gay and get some fashion sense.
*Don't drunk dial half the people in your phone. Ok, go ahead, they like it... really.
*Don't straddle your fianceé in the bar and knock glasses over. Apparently this is alcohol abuse. ;)
*And whatever you do don't listen to really great jazz with the best friends in the world and have the greatest St. Patricks day EVER!
Lol, hope everyone had as good as a St. Paddy's Day as I did!