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ever have a day like this...?
Q: how many women with PMS does it take to scew in a light bulb?
A: One. ONE!! and do you know WHY is only takes ONE? because no one else in this damn house knows HOW to change a light bulb! they don't even KNOW the light bulb is BURNED OUT, they would sit one thier ASSES in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT! and once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the damn light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the same damn cupboard for the past seventeen years! but if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bublbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the DUMBASS light bulb still be in the same spot!! and underneath it would be the crumpled wrapper the stupid ass light bulbs camie in! WHY? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE THAT IS 12 FEET DEEPSTHROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! i'm sorry...what did you ask me??
bwahaha
Q: how many women with PMS does it take to scew in a light bulb?
A: One. ONE!! and do you know WHY is only takes ONE? because no one else in this damn house knows HOW to change a light bulb! they don't even KNOW the light bulb is BURNED OUT, they would sit one thier ASSES in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT! and once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the damn light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the same damn cupboard for the past seventeen years! but if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bublbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the DUMBASS light bulb still be in the same spot!! and underneath it would be the crumpled wrapper the stupid ass light bulbs camie in! WHY? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE THAT IS 12 FEET DEEPSTHROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! i'm sorry...what did you ask me??
bwahaha