No, really.
I almost met with the sperm donor today.
Almost.
What stopped this potentially lulzy meeting was the fact that my cousins called me FREAKING OUT, because he looked one of them up and called him at work, saying that I gave him my cousin's work number (which I didn't), and that I told him that my brother's been missing since December (which I didn't and he isn't). I'm glad that they called to tell me this, because they saved me from anymore trouble. I told his super BFF to stop calling me, no he hasn't changed and that's all I can say in Spanish, to wait on my great aunt for the rest of what I need to say, which is nothing more than "Stop wasting my time and go straight to hell. Do not pass Purgatory. Do not collect $200."
I really hope he enjoyed burning his bridge to me and pissing on the ashes. I can't believe I was so stupid..
Almost.
What stopped this potentially lulzy meeting was the fact that my cousins called me FREAKING OUT, because he looked one of them up and called him at work, saying that I gave him my cousin's work number (which I didn't), and that I told him that my brother's been missing since December (which I didn't and he isn't). I'm glad that they called to tell me this, because they saved me from anymore trouble. I told his super BFF to stop calling me, no he hasn't changed and that's all I can say in Spanish, to wait on my great aunt for the rest of what I need to say, which is nothing more than "Stop wasting my time and go straight to hell. Do not pass Purgatory. Do not collect $200."
I really hope he enjoyed burning his bridge to me and pissing on the ashes. I can't believe I was so stupid..