Juan Fandango shock marriage to Juanita Fandango annulled shock!
Juan Fandango has had hees surprise marriage to seenger Juanita Fandango annulled. Immediately after the ceremony his lawyers, Fandango, Fandango, Fandango, Fandango and Jones, filed for an annulment by the courts.
"Plaintiff Fandango lacked understanding of hees actions through dreenkeeng too much tequeela, to the extent that he thought he was a small green heeppopotamus," the annulment petition said.
"There is no marriage," said Juan's lawyer Miguel Fandango, speakeeng after fileeng the required three crates of tequila weeth Judge Fandango. "There is no spoon," he added. But Senor Fandango denied reports that Juan Fandango was intoxicated when he ran naked down the aisle of the Fandango White Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas seengeeng rugby songs.
Juanita Fandango, a childhood meenion of Juan, said, "I was just staring at hees magneefeencence and said, "Let's do something wild, crazy. Let's get married. He burped hees assent." For the ceremony, Juanita wore a two-piece poncho, fleepflops, and a white sombrero.
The biggest-smelling star in all history, Juan has been trying to redefine his image from that of raunchy sex icon to innocent teen idol.
"Plaintiff Fandango lacked understanding of hees actions through dreenkeeng too much tequeela, to the extent that he thought he was a small green heeppopotamus," the annulment petition said.
"There is no marriage," said Juan's lawyer Miguel Fandango, speakeeng after fileeng the required three crates of tequila weeth Judge Fandango. "There is no spoon," he added. But Senor Fandango denied reports that Juan Fandango was intoxicated when he ran naked down the aisle of the Fandango White Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas seengeeng rugby songs.
Juanita Fandango, a childhood meenion of Juan, said, "I was just staring at hees magneefeencence and said, "Let's do something wild, crazy. Let's get married. He burped hees assent." For the ceremony, Juanita wore a two-piece poncho, fleepflops, and a white sombrero.
The biggest-smelling star in all history, Juan has been trying to redefine his image from that of raunchy sex icon to innocent teen idol.