101 Things Berlin isn't allowed to do during National Meetings.

[juandalyn]

101 things Berlin is not allowed to do during National Meetings

1. I’m not allowed to listen to Hip Hop during the meeting.
2. I’m not allowed to replace my speeches with Hip Hop lyrics.
3. - I’m not allowed to rap during my speeches.
4. I’m not allowed to refer to Ludwig-oniisan as my homie.
5. - neither is Prussia my bitch.
6. - none of the states are, though.
7. - ditto for the cities.
8. Brandenburg-oniichan is my brother but it’s not his purpose to save my bacon.
9. I shouldn’t listen to what Prussia says.
10. - I shouldn’t do what Prussia suggests.
11. I’m not allowed to eat currywurst during the meetings.
12. - I shouldn’t discuss with Westphalia who makes better currywurst.
13. - I should ignore Thuringia’s submission that he invented wurst.
14. - because Franconia will join this discussion.
15. I’m not allowed to talk Turkish with North Rhine-oneechan.
16. I’m not allowed to talk „Mundart“.
17. - because all the „icke“ will unnerve the other states.
18. I’m not allowed to praise Baden’s wine.
19. - because it will insult Palatinate.
20. - and South Rhine-oniichan.
21. - and it will make Württemberg-’s yandere show.
22. - which has no good consequences for Baden.
23. - Ludwig says I’m too young for wine anyways.
24. I won’t wear Sido’s mask to meetings.
25. - especially while singing the „Arschficksong“.
26. - propably because Bavaria will scold me.
27. - and Prussia for not teaching me well.
28. - dap dadadap daaadaa, dap dadadap daaadaa.
29. I don’t have a ghetto.
30. I’m not allowed to listen to music with my mobile phone.
31. - especially if I don’t use headphones.
32. Bavaria is not Austria’s bitch.
33. - Hungary isn’t either.
34. - even if Prussia says something different.
35. - about both points.
36. - see #9.
37. Brandenburg-oniichan isn’t Prussia’s bitch.
38. - I’m not allowed to hit Prussia if he claims that.
39. - see #9.
40. I’m not allowed to call the Rhenish Karneval „Fasching“.
41. - the Rhineland twins will be insulted.
42. - Karneval isn’t a festival to get drunk and be unfaithful.
43. - it is but I’m not allowed to say that around North-oneechan and South Rhine-oniichan.
44. Oktoberfest isn’t a festival to get drunk.
45. - it is and I’m even allowed to say it around Bavaria.
46. - as long as the tourists don’t overhear it.
47. Thuringia is neither Hesse’s, nor Saxony’s nor Prussia’s bitch.
48. - says Thuringia.
49. - nobody listens to Thuringia anyway.
50. I’m not allowed to help Franconia becoming an own state.
51. - it will enrage Bavaria.
52. I’m not allowed to help Baden to break from Württemberg.
53. - not that Württemberg had anything against it.
54. - but she wanted to sell him to France.
55. I’m not allowed to sell Saarland-chan to France just to pay my bills.
56. - ditto for Schleswig and Denmark.
57. - if I do so I have to run from South Rhine-oniichan and Holstein.
58. I’m not allowed to tell an East Frisian joke around Lower Saxony.
59. - even though he may not get it.
60. I’m not allowed to wear my football clothes to meetings.
61. - not even on a matchday.
62. - or if there is a cup match.
63. I’m not allowed to start to sing „Berlin, Berlin, wir fahren nach Berlin“.
64. - I’m the only one to blame if other states sing „Stuttgart is viel schöner als Berlin“ then.
65. I’m not allowed to make up „The awesome 3“ with Bremen and Hamburg.
66. - Bremen thought it was funny, though.
67. - Hamburg didn’t.
68. - Lübeck felt left out and I’m to blame for it.
69. - it’s not my fault he’s not an independent city anymore.
70. I’m not allowed to praise Prussian order.
71. - especially if Bavaria is around.
72. - or, even worse, Austria.
73. - Austria is to be treaten well.
74. - see #9.
75. Anhalt-neechan and Saxony are NOT twins.
76. - they don’t even look alike.
77. - Saxony is clingy nevertheless.
78. I’m not allowed to play with Ludwig-oniisan’s hair.
79. - see #9.
80. I’m not allowed to style Brandenburg-oniichan’s hair.
81. I’m not allowed to dye my hair violet.
82. - though it didn’t look bad.
83. - even Prussia said so.
84. - see #9.
85. I’m not allowed to sing Rammstein songs during meetings.
86. - even though they are more admired than Hip Hop.
87. - okay, Prussia always starts to sing along.
88. - what is he even doing here?
89. I’m not allowed to bring Knut to the meetings.
90. - I’m not allowed to argue with Franconia who’s cuter: Knut or Flocke.
91. - of course Knut is.
92. I’m not allowed to talk like Poland.
93. - totally not.
94. I have to run away if Russia-san talks to me.
95. - at this point it’s okay to listen to what Prussia says.
96. - even Brandenburg-oniichan says so.
97. - asking America for help isn’t a good idea.
98. I’m not allowed to accept any sweets from France.
99. I’m not allowed to steal my brother’s car.
100. - I didn’t crash into another car last time, come on.
101. - I’m not allowed to show my old Wehrmacht drivers licence if I get into a police check.