I'm addicted to Scrubs
Well it's been decided, I'm a real life J.D. For those that don't watch Scrubs, I suggest you start. Besides The Office, the best comedy on TV. I could rant and rave about this, but I'll move on.
Well the weekend is slowly approaching and it's looking to be at least half-way good. It's looking like I will be participating in a "drinking challenge" at EIU on Friday evening. It's boys vs. girls in who can drink a bottle or 2 of hard liquor the fastest. I'll be working double-time on Friday seeing as that I won't be able to drink on Saturday. "Not drinking on Saturday?" "Are you dying Neil." One would think so, but actually I have to chaperone a stupid V-day dance. Well at least I will get to dance with a bunch of high school chicks. And now I'm going to hell. Speakin of high school girls. I gave bonus points to a girl for puking yesterday, I'll explain. I've got this deer heart in my room that needs a water change every now and then. Well she came in looking for extra credit, so I suggested she clean the deer heart (not thinking she would). This deer heart smells like...well probably the worst smell you can think of times 2. As she opened it outside, I watched from a distance. She immediately started throwing up. It was hilarious. She still continued to clean the heart and threw up again. Then she raced inside washed her hands and threw up again in my sink. I gave her bonus points for cleaning the heart and 1 extra bonus point for each time she puked. These are the moments I love being a teacher.
It's time for night night
Well the weekend is slowly approaching and it's looking to be at least half-way good. It's looking like I will be participating in a "drinking challenge" at EIU on Friday evening. It's boys vs. girls in who can drink a bottle or 2 of hard liquor the fastest. I'll be working double-time on Friday seeing as that I won't be able to drink on Saturday. "Not drinking on Saturday?" "Are you dying Neil." One would think so, but actually I have to chaperone a stupid V-day dance. Well at least I will get to dance with a bunch of high school chicks. And now I'm going to hell. Speakin of high school girls. I gave bonus points to a girl for puking yesterday, I'll explain. I've got this deer heart in my room that needs a water change every now and then. Well she came in looking for extra credit, so I suggested she clean the deer heart (not thinking she would). This deer heart smells like...well probably the worst smell you can think of times 2. As she opened it outside, I watched from a distance. She immediately started throwing up. It was hilarious. She still continued to clean the heart and threw up again. Then she raced inside washed her hands and threw up again in my sink. I gave her bonus points for cleaning the heart and 1 extra bonus point for each time she puked. These are the moments I love being a teacher.
It's time for night night