Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
Well I found my first and perk of being a teacher...early dismissal on account of the snow. Granted it was only 2:00, but that got me out of my worst classes of the day. Although, I am pretty pissed right now because my roomate Fig's school has cancelled school tomorrow and mine has not. My school better can or I'm gonna burn that place down, which will be the second perk of teaching. "Early dismissal on account of a crazy bastard-ass teacher setting a student on fire to try to burn that mother to the ground".
So how is teaching going you ask, well let's see:
It's my first year and I've already become one of those "sick of his job and the kids" type of teachers already. Actually, most of them aren't too bad, but the ones that are make you want to punch them in the throat as soon as they walk in the door. I've got this one knob-job that every single student hates because all he does is talk (hate is such a strong word, let's go with "he's a piece of dogshit") Anyway this piece of dogshit has the worst "real" case of ADHD I've ever seen. He yells the stupidest shit out about every 2 minutes. There was a span there for about 3 weeks where he recieved a detention from me every single day. The other day I gave him 3 in one day!! I've gotten so sick of it that I'm just down right demeaning to him now. I've been doing things that teacher's aren't suppose to do. Here is a quick list of some of things I've said (seriously)
- SHUT UP, you're not funny and you will never be funny (the class laughed, so apparently I'm funny)
- QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!
- Quit trying to get attention
- Hey guess what, I'll see ya in Bio 1 next year (which I probably will be, that sucks)
- Are you planning on graduating high school? (he answers yes) Well not if you keep jacking around in class you won't
Now granted, this may sound kinda bad and teacher's should not say these things. But if any of you met this kid, you would wonder how I haven't stabbed him in the heart and just gotten it over with.
I have now realized that everybody that was supporting me in my aspirations to become a teacher were all just playing a cruel cruel joke. If this was an April Fools Joke, it would be the ultimate. It would even beat me and Terry's April Fools shenanigans we played a couple of years ago. College education's are massively overrated. It seems the people that don't even get one make more money anyway. I guess that's because they spent their time working their way up in the work-force, while I spent my time challenging my friends to a game of beer pong or quarters. Who knew that would have no value in the real world.
So how is teaching going you ask, well let's see:
It's my first year and I've already become one of those "sick of his job and the kids" type of teachers already. Actually, most of them aren't too bad, but the ones that are make you want to punch them in the throat as soon as they walk in the door. I've got this one knob-job that every single student hates because all he does is talk (hate is such a strong word, let's go with "he's a piece of dogshit") Anyway this piece of dogshit has the worst "real" case of ADHD I've ever seen. He yells the stupidest shit out about every 2 minutes. There was a span there for about 3 weeks where he recieved a detention from me every single day. The other day I gave him 3 in one day!! I've gotten so sick of it that I'm just down right demeaning to him now. I've been doing things that teacher's aren't suppose to do. Here is a quick list of some of things I've said (seriously)
- SHUT UP, you're not funny and you will never be funny (the class laughed, so apparently I'm funny)
- QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!
- Quit trying to get attention
- Hey guess what, I'll see ya in Bio 1 next year (which I probably will be, that sucks)
- Are you planning on graduating high school? (he answers yes) Well not if you keep jacking around in class you won't
Now granted, this may sound kinda bad and teacher's should not say these things. But if any of you met this kid, you would wonder how I haven't stabbed him in the heart and just gotten it over with.
I have now realized that everybody that was supporting me in my aspirations to become a teacher were all just playing a cruel cruel joke. If this was an April Fools Joke, it would be the ultimate. It would even beat me and Terry's April Fools shenanigans we played a couple of years ago. College education's are massively overrated. It seems the people that don't even get one make more money anyway. I guess that's because they spent their time working their way up in the work-force, while I spent my time challenging my friends to a game of beer pong or quarters. Who knew that would have no value in the real world.