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Nov 24, 2006 18:35

I'd like to make this observation:
No matter the situation, I often seem to find a way to screw it up. Resolution? Constant vigilance! And concentration on "making good choices".


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I set antheion's puppy on fire (-66 points). In November I bought porn for fade_to_black_7 (-10 points). In June limegreencave and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Monday I put money in wild_merriment's expired parking meter (14 points). In February I stole marla08's purse (-30 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-81 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
ju_st_a_dr_ea_m

I waaant a piercing today.



You know, put it on shuffle, fill the song in each space as you go. No lies; I didn't mess with any of these.

Opening Credits:
Tonight, Tonight - Smashing Pumpkins

Waking Up:
Drain the Blood - Distillers

First Day At School:
There is a Light That Never Goes Out - The Smiths

Falling In Love:
Walking Wounded - The Tea Party

Breaking Up:
Debaser - The Pixies

Prom:
Dust in the Wind - Kansas

Life's OK:
Try - Janis Joplin

Breakdown:
Blurry - Puddle of Mudd

Driving:
Worse Things I Could Do - Grease

Flashback:
Fit But You Know It - The Streets

Getting Back Together:
Morning After - Elliott Smith

Wedding:
My God - Sister Act Soundtrack

Sex Scene:
The Dolphins Cry - Live

Birth of child:
Faith - George Michael

Final Battle:
Don’t Get Around Much Anymore - Louis Armstrong

Death Scene:
I Got You Babe - Sonny and Cher

Funeral Song:
Samson - Regina Spektor

Dance Sequence:
Peaches - Presidents of the United States of America

End Credits:
Take Me or Leave Me - Rent
(and then, clicked again accidentally)
That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore - The Smiths
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