I'd like to make this observation:
No matter the situation, I often seem to find a way to screw it up. Resolution? Constant vigilance! And concentration on "making good choices".
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I set
antheion's puppy on fire (-66 points). In November I bought porn for
fade_to_black_7 (-10 points). In June
limegreencave and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Monday I put money in
wild_merriment's expired parking meter (14 points). In February I stole
marla08's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-81 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
ju_st_a_dr_ea_m
I waaant a piercing today.
You know, put it on shuffle, fill the song in each space as you go. No lies; I didn't mess with any of these.
Opening Credits:
Tonight, Tonight - Smashing Pumpkins
Waking Up:
Drain the Blood - Distillers
First Day At School:
There is a Light That Never Goes Out - The Smiths
Falling In Love:
Walking Wounded - The Tea Party
Breaking Up:
Debaser - The Pixies
Prom:
Dust in the Wind - Kansas
Life's OK:
Try - Janis Joplin
Breakdown:
Blurry - Puddle of Mudd
Driving:
Worse Things I Could Do - Grease
Flashback:
Fit But You Know It - The Streets
Getting Back Together:
Morning After - Elliott Smith
Wedding:
My God - Sister Act Soundtrack
Sex Scene:
The Dolphins Cry - Live
Birth of child:
Faith - George Michael
Final Battle:
Don’t Get Around Much Anymore - Louis Armstrong
Death Scene:
I Got You Babe - Sonny and Cher
Funeral Song:
Samson - Regina Spektor
Dance Sequence:
Peaches - Presidents of the United States of America
End Credits:
Take Me or Leave Me - Rent
(and then, clicked again accidentally)
That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore - The Smiths