World of Darkness Trivia
So, check this out: me and several friends have decided to play WoD. I'm a werewolf, duh, names Hunter Saint, 2 buddies playing Mages named Kristoff and Mikail (one of the only other experienced RPGrs) and 3 vampires, a Brujah, Joshua, a Tsimisci, Jason (the other experienced player) and a Tremere, Alton and the GM being the most experienced in RPGs. So much to tell but my procrastination won't aloow it. Sorry. I'll just say some of the funnier lines.
Alton: Dude, you ever thought about waxing?
Hunter: You ever gonna get your jaw rehinged?
Alton: Wha~ACK!
*Hunter punches Alton in the jaw, putting hi into torpor*
*After supplying ourselves with some wares from the local Army armory, we pick our flavor of destruction serving*
Jason: So, reality bender, what'll it be.
Mikail: I think the 40 will suffice me just find thank you.
*Jason turns to grab a .40 Ruger revolver*
THUNK!
*Jason turns to see Mikail with a loaded M-79*
Mikail: THIS 40.
Kristoff: Um, excuse, sir Hunter, I am appauled by the use of savage weaponry like firearms, so, what do you, a savage like yourself, would recommened me.
*Hunter looks at Kris, grabs a P90 from the front seat and hands it to him then walks away*
Kristoff: Doesn't look very big...or deadly.
*Hunter stops, turns, grabs the P90, points it at a car nearby, and while looking at Kristoff, empties the clip into it, annihilating the vehicle*
Kristoff: ...may I try?
*Joshua watching Dracula 2000 as Alton passes behind the couch*
Joshua: Pfft...he's such an ass.
Alton: Who? Dracula or the actor?
Joshua: Dracula.
Alton: ...why? You know the guy?
Joshua: He owes me lapdance.
Alton: How th~
Joshua: Don't ask.
Prince of New York: 3 vampires, 2 mages, 1 werewolf...so, what will your little, 'group' be called?
Jason: We were thinking of the Magnificent 7, but, we're short by one.
*Kristoff whispers something into Altons ear*
Alton: Yo, Princy, do ghosts count?
Prince:...no. Wait, what did you call me?
Alton: Ah, shit.
Hunter: Alright, who the hell ate my sirloins?!?!
*Jason with a mouth full of raw red meat points to Joshua*
Jason: He dith it. *Burp!*
*Kristoff and Mikail look puzzled at a magazine*
Kris: Why do you suppose they do this?
Mikail: I know not...
Kris: It's revolting...yet...suprisngly araousing.
Alton: Dude, you ever thought about waxing?
Hunter: You ever gonna get your jaw rehinged?
Alton: Wha~ACK!
*Hunter punches Alton in the jaw, putting hi into torpor*
*After supplying ourselves with some wares from the local Army armory, we pick our flavor of destruction serving*
Jason: So, reality bender, what'll it be.
Mikail: I think the 40 will suffice me just find thank you.
*Jason turns to grab a .40 Ruger revolver*
THUNK!
*Jason turns to see Mikail with a loaded M-79*
Mikail: THIS 40.
Kristoff: Um, excuse, sir Hunter, I am appauled by the use of savage weaponry like firearms, so, what do you, a savage like yourself, would recommened me.
*Hunter looks at Kris, grabs a P90 from the front seat and hands it to him then walks away*
Kristoff: Doesn't look very big...or deadly.
*Hunter stops, turns, grabs the P90, points it at a car nearby, and while looking at Kristoff, empties the clip into it, annihilating the vehicle*
Kristoff: ...may I try?
*Joshua watching Dracula 2000 as Alton passes behind the couch*
Joshua: Pfft...he's such an ass.
Alton: Who? Dracula or the actor?
Joshua: Dracula.
Alton: ...why? You know the guy?
Joshua: He owes me lapdance.
Alton: How th~
Joshua: Don't ask.
Prince of New York: 3 vampires, 2 mages, 1 werewolf...so, what will your little, 'group' be called?
Jason: We were thinking of the Magnificent 7, but, we're short by one.
*Kristoff whispers something into Altons ear*
Alton: Yo, Princy, do ghosts count?
Prince:...no. Wait, what did you call me?
Alton: Ah, shit.
Hunter: Alright, who the hell ate my sirloins?!?!
*Jason with a mouth full of raw red meat points to Joshua*
Jason: He dith it. *Burp!*
*Kristoff and Mikail look puzzled at a magazine*
Kris: Why do you suppose they do this?
Mikail: I know not...
Kris: It's revolting...yet...suprisngly araousing.