Aug 08, 2005 15:41
Damn lizzy and her interweb games. So here goes...
turn off's:
1. Overabundance of makeup: Natural beauty is always better than fake tan, way too much foundation, over the top lipstick and panda-eye eye shadow. I like girls that look like themselves not high class prostitutes.
2. Bogans: Anyone referring to people constantly as mate, matey, bud, a nickname ending in the 'oh' sound. Whatever.
3. Tight clothes (lycra) on how do I put this... Fat chicks. Yes, i know this makes me a pig and re-inforces some stereotype thing, but it really isn't attractive.
4. Giggling. Don't. Thanks.
5. Blonde Bimbo's. Ok, they don't neccessarily have to be blonde, but they generally are. The ability to speak in coherent sentances is a must. Spelling is optional. Definately no l337 speak.
Turn on's:
1. Necks. I like them. If you don't have a good neck, don't expect me to even think of thinking of you in a sexual way. Liz has a great neck.
2. Poledancing :p I dunno, there is just something both amusing and arousing about a private poledance.
3. I like being hugged. I'm a cuddly person.
4. The ability to sit ona couch and veg out while watching crap tv or movies. It's romantic no matter how many bad acting zombies hapen to be on the screen.
That's about it, i'm a pretty simple person.
I guess i have to tag 2 people so: andy and shakas, you're up.