Procrastinating at Work
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Aaron
2. Fro
3. Frosef Youngblood
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. arquin1 (im)
2. jthemighty (the J is clearly derived from jewfro, but also refers to J in Aria of Sorrow. Little known Fro fact)
3. Silas (on dosenation.com)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my thick, lucious hair, sometimes
2. my ludicrously long eyelashes and color-changing eyes
3. my wang. 'cause its mine. ok fine, my high cheek-bones and manly cleft chin
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. can't gain weight to save my life
2. spinal scoliosis
3. poor, overworked, confuzzled digestive tract
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Russian
2. German
3. Lithuanian
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. loss of control that wasn't willingly relinquished
2. failure, dissapointing others
3. not so much anymore, but creepy crawlies in general
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. car
2. computer
3. cannabis sativa (this also includes food, for obvious reasons)
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. blue columbia fleece
2. army green cotton pants
3. trendy emo glasses
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Radiohead
2. Neutral Milk Hotel
3. Sound Tribe Sector 9
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Everything In Its Right Place - Radiohead
2. Jesus, etc. - Wilco
3. Girl - Beck
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Love/support
2. trust/honesty
3. hot sex
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Hair (longish)
2. hwp, nice hips, ie. skinny girl nice booty
3. face counts for alot, but I'm not sure I can pinpoint what I find attractive about a face
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. playing guitar
2. playing brazilian jiu-jitsu
3. seeing live music
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. play brazilian jiu-jitsu (still out for a couple more days after an appendectomy a month ago)
2. go on a non-mediocre date
3. stop procrastinating on work I should be doing
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. medical doctor of some variety, maybe anesthesiologist
2. research doctor, maybe in neuropharmacology
3. don't really have a plan C at this point
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. The Netherlands
2. Israel
3. India
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Shoshana
2. Silas
3. Hyacinthe
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. get married
2. have some kids (preferably in the above order)
3. spend time on all 7 continents (3 so far...)
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I like wrastling with my friends
2. I find horribly inappropriate humor funny (although jewish jokes told by non-jews irritate me still, I've laughed at rape jokes before, so I guess I don't have much of a leg to stand on)
3. I dig ultimate fighting
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. I love going shopping for anything, even if I'm not buying
2. I take long-ass showers
3. love gossiping about people (I blame my bubbe for this trait)
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Natalie Portman
2. Kierra Knightley
3. Salma Hayek (I'm sure there are many more lovely ladies I'm leaving out)