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Today's game was comparable to that dream where you're standing naked on a podium in front of 10,000 people. Only with the added twist of your grandmother out in the audience yelling that you're "out of jock itch ointment, honey, so don't go scratching your balls until you get a refill!"
This is the worst we've been since I got here. Shane took off his Giants jersey and put on a Nick Swisher one. Then he laid a baseball bat in front of the dog and said, "c'mon, Rex, even you can get a hit off Tomko!"
I just know that if someone would throw me a real strike, we could turn things around.
This is the worst we've been since I got here. Shane took off his Giants jersey and put on a Nick Swisher one. Then he laid a baseball bat in front of the dog and said, "c'mon, Rex, even you can get a hit off Tomko!"
I just know that if someone would throw me a real strike, we could turn things around.