if you can't identify with 18, you don't exist
random phone convo between me and je_sm .
her: i want to eat!
me: i want to cook!
her: then come on over and cook, then i'll eat whatever you cook.
me: no way, i want to eat too.
her: of course i won't eat everything. you cook and eat your food but you share it with me. i'm not heechul. that's you!
me: oh. yeah. i know. so who are you then?
her: ---
me: wookie!
her: what? why am i wookie? he can cook, i can't.
me: i know. i just wanted to say that.
her: so who am i then?
me: *thinks long and hard* OMG, if you're not one of the 18 (13 suju, 5 dbsk) then you don't exist!
her: OMG, i don't exist!
me: okay, let's do this one-by-one. (enumerates all suju members)
her: i can be part kibum-part kangin.
me: oh. but not entirely. off to dongbang then. (enumerates members)
her: i can be changmin.
me: you're not snarky!
her: i am sometimes. although i'd rather be suju for now. dongbangs are way up there. (gods) you pick who i'll be.
me: you're difficult.
her: uhuh.
me: why isn't it difficult for me to be heechul?
her: he's you.
me: hmm. ok, i pick kibum, just because i'm biased.
her: i know! i'm kibum then! yay, i actually exist.
me: weee~~ how about the others?
her: ---
me: ---
her: too hard.
me: or maybe they just don't exist.
XDDD
yes, we fail like that. we base our existence/non-existence on pretty korean boys.