How fast things can change....
Just amazing how quickly 9 years of friendship, and up until very, very recently a not-so-secret hope that a life could be made with someone can turn into this:
"my mom thinks i'm being vindictive and cruel in sending you back your "things" (although she does agree that in the question of who is unhealthy, the Surber family should probably reevaluate the standards by which it judges). i think that i couldn't care less if i hurt your feelings, any level of cruelty is ok by me, and i would rather live without than live with a reminder. however, i do respect my mother's opinion even though i would rather spit on you than ever speak to you again, and so acknowledge that you did produce/purchase the items in question, and so give you the option of having them back."
The lesson here, of course, is that I sure can pick 'em. And all women are crazy. Definitely crazy. The new goal in life is just to find a girl who's crazy isn't demeaning, angry, or demonstrative, but instead goofy, fun, and spontaneous.
"my mom thinks i'm being vindictive and cruel in sending you back your "things" (although she does agree that in the question of who is unhealthy, the Surber family should probably reevaluate the standards by which it judges). i think that i couldn't care less if i hurt your feelings, any level of cruelty is ok by me, and i would rather live without than live with a reminder. however, i do respect my mother's opinion even though i would rather spit on you than ever speak to you again, and so acknowledge that you did produce/purchase the items in question, and so give you the option of having them back."
The lesson here, of course, is that I sure can pick 'em. And all women are crazy. Definitely crazy. The new goal in life is just to find a girl who's crazy isn't demeaning, angry, or demonstrative, but instead goofy, fun, and spontaneous.