In Which I Want To Sleep Drive

[jsun4hees]

I keep seeing commercials for Ambien CR. The list of side effects reads like so

# More outgoing or aggressive behavior than normal
# Confusion
# Strange behavior
# Agitation
# Hallucinations
# Sleep walking
# Sleep driving

I kind of want to do Ambien CR

Comments

[aisteach]

hell the hell yes.

[aisteach]

My Swiss friend managed to avoid his mandatory military service (Switzerland not only has an army, but joining it is mandatory - who knew?) by claiming to be a sleepwalker.

As he put it, "They were afraid I was going to sleep-wield an M-16 in the middle of the night and walk around my barracks sleep-killing."

Hey you...

[anonymous]

will you sleep-drive to come see me? We can go on a long dream trip across the country.

Re: Hey you...

[jsun4hees]

sounds good to me