Bad, Bad Man

[jsun4hees]

I wish I could be a bad, bad man
Lose this halo
Get a wicked tan

Slick my hair
Shine my shoes
And teach the girls
To sing the blues

Drink whiskey doubles
With no ice
I want to roll
with loaded dice

Make you scream
Like you been stung
While all I use
Is my forked tongue

I want tattoos so hot
The ink will melt
Make you a notch
On my studded belt

I want to smoke and drink
And piss and fight
And make you moan
The whole damn night

I want to be
one cool cat
Talk real big
And have a bigger bat

Burn you up
like a cigarette
Make others fold
On a solid bet

Booze, bullets and blacktop
Pawn shops, hot rods and hightops
Leather, pleasure and riding crops

I want your eyebrows up
and your skirt to drop
Your knees to buckle
And your hips to pop

Make you feel all seven
of my deadly sins
Leave you with
A silly grin

I want to Rock
I want to Roll
Skip on the bill
Shortchange the toll

I want to love you hard
Get you high
But I can't
Because I'm a nice guy