I have no idea why I did this.
[Wayward!Dean, for fun, and he decided to do this IC. For fun and hilarity. Enjoy.]
The List
1. Sam Winchester
2. Ben Braedan
3. Alec Winchester
4. Jo Harvelle
5. Bobby Singer
6. Ruby
7. Bela Talbot
8. Anna Scherlacker
9. Amy
10. Castiel
The Questions
1. Four (Jo) invites Three (Alec) and Eight (Anna) to dinner at their house. What happens?
….They have dinner. Not sure how Jo’s cooking is, but probably better than whatever I could come up with.
2. Nine (Amy) tries to get Five (Bobby) to go to a strip club. How?
Well. She’s a lust demon. So-that’s obvious. But I’d also pay cash money to see it.
3. You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Who do you choose, One (Sam) or Six (Ruby)?
Sam. Though considering my choices are Sam and Ruby I’d probably wind up with both.
4. Three (Alec) falls in love with Six (Ruby), Eight (Anna) is jealous. What happens?
Uhhh-what?
5. Four (Jo) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, Ten (Castiel), Two (Ben) or Seven (Bela)?
None of them. If I’m getting jumped by Jo I probably deserve it.
6. One (Sam) decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
Something’s on fire. Why do you think I did all the cooking growing up?
7. Three (Alec) has to marry either Eight (Anna), Four (Jo), or Nine (Amy). Who do they choose?
Amy, probably, all things considered, but I don’t think either of them are the marrying type.
8. Seven (Bela) kidnaps Two (Ben) and demands something from Five (Bobby) for Two's release. What is it?
Well, let’s think about this. Bela is an occult objects dealer, Bobby has a house full of curse boxes. What I don’t get is why she decided Ben would be the ideal way to get this done.
9. Everyone gangs up on Three (Alec), does Three have a chance in hell?
Alec could kick all our asses, so yeah-I’m gonna say he does.
10. Everyone is invited to Two (Ben) and Ten's (Castiel) wedding, except for Eight (Anna). How do they react?
…No. Just-no.
11. Why is Six (Ruby) afraid of Seven (Bela)?
….Pretty sure that one is the other way around considering who has the shiny demon-killing knife.
12. One (Sam) arrives late for Two (Ben) and Ten (Castiel)'s wedding. What happens and why were they late?
I thought I already said no to this.
13. Five (Bobby) and Nine (Amy) get roaring drunk and end up in your house. What happens?
…Can demons get drunk?
14. Nine (Amy) murders Two (Ben)'s best friend. What does Two do to get back at them?
Not sure, but pretty sure the end result is not good.
15. Six (Ruby) and One (Sam) are in mortal danger, only one of them can survive. Does Six save himself or One?
Ruby saves Sam. Because if she doesn’t she knows I’ll shoot her.
16. Two (Ben) and Three (Alec) go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
…What do you think they are, idiots? If they don’t have food, they get back in the car and they go get some.
The List
1. Sam Winchester
2. Ben Braedan
3. Alec Winchester
4. Jo Harvelle
5. Bobby Singer
6. Ruby
7. Bela Talbot
8. Anna Scherlacker
9. Amy
10. Castiel
The Questions
1. Four (Jo) invites Three (Alec) and Eight (Anna) to dinner at their house. What happens?
….They have dinner. Not sure how Jo’s cooking is, but probably better than whatever I could come up with.
2. Nine (Amy) tries to get Five (Bobby) to go to a strip club. How?
Well. She’s a lust demon. So-that’s obvious. But I’d also pay cash money to see it.
3. You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Who do you choose, One (Sam) or Six (Ruby)?
Sam. Though considering my choices are Sam and Ruby I’d probably wind up with both.
4. Three (Alec) falls in love with Six (Ruby), Eight (Anna) is jealous. What happens?
Uhhh-what?
5. Four (Jo) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, Ten (Castiel), Two (Ben) or Seven (Bela)?
None of them. If I’m getting jumped by Jo I probably deserve it.
6. One (Sam) decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
Something’s on fire. Why do you think I did all the cooking growing up?
7. Three (Alec) has to marry either Eight (Anna), Four (Jo), or Nine (Amy). Who do they choose?
Amy, probably, all things considered, but I don’t think either of them are the marrying type.
8. Seven (Bela) kidnaps Two (Ben) and demands something from Five (Bobby) for Two's release. What is it?
Well, let’s think about this. Bela is an occult objects dealer, Bobby has a house full of curse boxes. What I don’t get is why she decided Ben would be the ideal way to get this done.
9. Everyone gangs up on Three (Alec), does Three have a chance in hell?
Alec could kick all our asses, so yeah-I’m gonna say he does.
10. Everyone is invited to Two (Ben) and Ten's (Castiel) wedding, except for Eight (Anna). How do they react?
…No. Just-no.
11. Why is Six (Ruby) afraid of Seven (Bela)?
….Pretty sure that one is the other way around considering who has the shiny demon-killing knife.
12. One (Sam) arrives late for Two (Ben) and Ten (Castiel)'s wedding. What happens and why were they late?
I thought I already said no to this.
13. Five (Bobby) and Nine (Amy) get roaring drunk and end up in your house. What happens?
…Can demons get drunk?
14. Nine (Amy) murders Two (Ben)'s best friend. What does Two do to get back at them?
Not sure, but pretty sure the end result is not good.
15. Six (Ruby) and One (Sam) are in mortal danger, only one of them can survive. Does Six save himself or One?
Ruby saves Sam. Because if she doesn’t she knows I’ll shoot her.
16. Two (Ben) and Three (Alec) go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
…What do you think they are, idiots? If they don’t have food, they get back in the car and they go get some.