A random MSN conversationi (proof that i am indeed losing it.)

Jan 04, 2006 22:45

(edited to fit a younger audience, lol)

Me: See that still bugs me. They still haven't created a sarcasm smiley face,
(L)friend(L): I know
(L)friend(L): :P Me: Well that smiley I find dubious.
Me: Sometimes I just wanted to stick out my tongue, and not make it seem I really want to lick someone all over.
(L)friend(L): lol
(L)friend(L): You just have a dirty mind.
nikkie: Yes I should be commited.
(L)friend(L): That is actually a great quote.
Me: Ooo ooo......who me...........look ma..........I am quotable.
(L)friend(L): You are
nikkie: And least it is a quote where I don't seem like a perv. More like an anti-perv
(L)friend(L): :D
Me: Which is closer really to who I am. A very boring anti-perv. Not that have ever done any perverted things.
(L)friend(L):Keep talking
Me: Well except for that one time where......
Me: uh never mind.
(L)friend(L): :D
Me: Before the the trauma helicopters land again, to take me away.
(L)friend(L): Oh dear.
Me: I wonder if the loonie bin actually does transport people helicopters.
Me: Hey if they want to take me to the loonie bin, at least they can let me travel in style.
(L)friend(L): I think they will
Me: What strap me underneath in a straight jacket.
Me: Can you imagine....... Being strapped underneath a helicopter, and then landing on top of the hospital.
Me: And you are inching closer to the helipad, screaming your poor little lungs out.
(L)friend(L): You are making giggle.
Me: Probably not even screaming. The kind of screams where your mouth opens wide, but no sound comes out.
(L)friend(L): Now I am laughinhg You're hilarious
Me: The trauma team first have the scrape your brains off the heli-pad.
Me: After extensive recovery and rehabilitation of 6 months, then your pervert therapy starts.
Me: I wonder how pervert therapy actually goes.
Me: "how did that make you feel?"
(L)friend(L): I don't think they say things like feel.
Me: What they just pump you full of prozac and give you a lobotomy?
(L)friend(L): Maybe they just stick you in a room and give you ritilin or something
Me: Yeah that.Yeah with the other ADHD teenagers.
(L)friend(L): :D
(L)friend(L): They're all horny too
Me: Perv - teenager.......what's the dif.
(L)friend(L): and perverted
Me: I can think of a few people I'd like to force feed prozac.
Me: You know, when I was a kid and a teen. I don't think any of the kids were on Ritalin.
(L)friend(L): No
(L)friend(L): they did stuff like run around
Me: Perhaps this is why my generation needs prozac at a massive scale.
(L)friend(L): :D
Me: Or burn out therapy. :)
(L)friend(L): Can I send this conversation to X?
Me: No worries. You can send the whole conversation. Not like it isn't obvious that I am just making this up on the spot.
(L)friend(L): its really funny
(L)friend(L): Seriously ... reminds me of reading fear and loathing
(L)friend(L): (good thing)
Me: Well then again maybe I am not making it up.
(L)friend(L): :D
Me: And I can hear the helicopter coming, with the man in white masks.
(L)friend(L): gONzo journalist
Me: What are you on about. Did you forget to take your ritalin again?
(L)friend(L):HUnter S Thompson.
(L)friend(L): Bat country
(L)friend(L): but this is perevert country
Me: Oh oh little perverted Koreans. Yeah what are they to do. They can't make nuclear bombs any more. What are they going to do with all that free time.
Me: I'd use the sarcasm smiley, but it doesn't exist, like we established before.
Me: Yoko one broke up the beatles.
(L)friend(L): Yoko one was Chinese
nikkie: Oh
(L)friend(L): No worries Friend. It's ok really. She was.
(L)friend(L): She was born in Xiangxiang province.
Me: Do they all sqeal annoyingly?
(L)friend(L): Along 3with Yoko Two and Yoko Three
(L)friend(L): Actually Nikkie,
(L)friend(L):You probably don't know this
Me: You are a perv? Or no.....It can't be..........you are Yoko Ono?
(L)friend(L): No, I am Toko 9
Me: Snort
(L)friend(L): I broke up Pink Floyd/

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