This was in my friend Chris' profile...
this kid goes to his dad and asks him whats the difference between hypothetically and realistically and
the dad tells him to go to his mom and sister and ask
them if they would sleep with a man and no one would
ever find out about it for a million dollars so he goes to his sister and asks her and shes like fuck yeah ill do that i could get a new car a new wardrobe all sorts of shit and hes like ok so he goes and asks his mom and his mom goes oh hunny thats silly me and your dad have been together for so long i love him more then anything
but..... i could put u and your sister through college
get a better house and new cars so he goes back to the
dad and the dads like well? and the son says sis was all
about it right away mom wasnt but then she was like yeah all about it too the dad says son hypothetically were sitting on 2 million dollars realistically were living
with two whores
the dad tells him to go to his mom and sister and ask
them if they would sleep with a man and no one would
ever find out about it for a million dollars so he goes to his sister and asks her and shes like fuck yeah ill do that i could get a new car a new wardrobe all sorts of shit and hes like ok so he goes and asks his mom and his mom goes oh hunny thats silly me and your dad have been together for so long i love him more then anything
but..... i could put u and your sister through college
get a better house and new cars so he goes back to the
dad and the dads like well? and the son says sis was all
about it right away mom wasnt but then she was like yeah all about it too the dad says son hypothetically were sitting on 2 million dollars realistically were living
with two whores