po box 963, ny, ny 10108!!
1.
Patty, you're the pickle in my coleslaw,
Patty, you're the sugar in my tea,
Patty, you're the relish on my hot dog,
and Patty you're the Mayonnaise for me ...
whoa whoa whoa
Patty you're the Mayonnaise for me!
2.
"There is a very deep hole in the middle of my infield.
Eventually, this hole will fill up with water, and the SCUM will float to the top!
Then, Bobby Budnick, heh, YOU WILL BE MINE!!"
3.
"You know, I just thought you deserved the best that the Bar None can offer!"
"You work here?"
"Psh.. Senior Staff! That's me, Ted!"
"What's Senior Staff?"
"It's a really tough job, I barely get a minute to myself."
"Then I shouldn't take up any more of your time!"
"You know, they all kinda look up to me around here, for advice, and riding lessons ..."
"Oh really?"
"Yeah, I mean, with all the teenagers on the staff, somebody's gotta keep an eye on em!"
"You mean, all the other kids that work here, work for you?"
"Heh,
let me put it this way ... I'm somebody that really knows his way
around a ranch. I mean, I gotta be around to step in at any emergency
and just take charge." (Falls into trough)
4.
whenever my life gets me so down,
I know I can go down ...
(down down down)
To where the music and the fun never ends
As long as the music keeps playin',
You know what I'm sayin',
I know that I can find a friend ...
Down at the Roundhouse!
5.
"well one of these six teams will have the chance to retrieve the Cobra
Staff... will it be ... the Red Jaguars? The Blue Barracudas? The Green
Monkeys? The Orange Iguanas? The Purple Parrots? or the Silver Snakes?"
"The first four teams to hit their gongs will be going on to the steps of knowledge. Are we ready?" (audience cheers) "Are YOU ready, Olmec?"
"Let's rock."
6.
"60 seconds on the clock, audience, cheer them on ... On your mark ... get set ... GO!!"
"On their way across and.. here she goes, she's making some good time, pass that flag over to number two, this is the pipeline, if they move through this fast, they'll pick up some extra time... and... maybe, just maybe go for all the gold today, let's go to the dump truck here it goes.. and.. find through all that garbage is comin... THERE'S THE FLAG RIGHT THERE!!! THERE IT IS RIGHT THERE!!!! RIGHT THERE!! grab it and pass it over here to number four! this is where it is often lost with the halfway point.. walk up the wall sir!! keep walkin'! keep walkin, don't stop! keep walkin, KEEP WALKIN! KEEP WALKIN! KEEP WALKIN, DON'T STOP DON'T STOP! KEEP GOIN, KEEP GOIN, KEEP GOIN, KEEP GOIN!! KEEP GOIN, KEEP GOIN!!! YOU CAN STOP RIGHT THERE! you can stop, here it comes, grab that flag, and we're goin up the sundae slide, obstacle number five, they're gonna have to move a little bit quicker now, with 17 seconds remaining ... i think they might be able to pull this off. come on, you can do it, 12 seconds, pass it over there, there it is, it's over to the pizza, there's the flag, let's go into the number seven which is the works, c'mon, i wanna see this happen!!" (audience: "5, 4, 3, 2, 1!!" buzzer)
Patty, you're the pickle in my coleslaw,
Patty, you're the sugar in my tea,
Patty, you're the relish on my hot dog,
and Patty you're the Mayonnaise for me ...
whoa whoa whoa
Patty you're the Mayonnaise for me!
2.
"There is a very deep hole in the middle of my infield.
Eventually, this hole will fill up with water, and the SCUM will float to the top!
Then, Bobby Budnick, heh, YOU WILL BE MINE!!"
3.
"You know, I just thought you deserved the best that the Bar None can offer!"
"You work here?"
"Psh.. Senior Staff! That's me, Ted!"
"What's Senior Staff?"
"It's a really tough job, I barely get a minute to myself."
"Then I shouldn't take up any more of your time!"
"You know, they all kinda look up to me around here, for advice, and riding lessons ..."
"Oh really?"
"Yeah, I mean, with all the teenagers on the staff, somebody's gotta keep an eye on em!"
"You mean, all the other kids that work here, work for you?"
"Heh,
let me put it this way ... I'm somebody that really knows his way
around a ranch. I mean, I gotta be around to step in at any emergency
and just take charge." (Falls into trough)
4.
whenever my life gets me so down,
I know I can go down ...
(down down down)
To where the music and the fun never ends
As long as the music keeps playin',
You know what I'm sayin',
I know that I can find a friend ...
Down at the Roundhouse!
5.
"well one of these six teams will have the chance to retrieve the Cobra
Staff... will it be ... the Red Jaguars? The Blue Barracudas? The Green
Monkeys? The Orange Iguanas? The Purple Parrots? or the Silver Snakes?"
"The first four teams to hit their gongs will be going on to the steps of knowledge. Are we ready?" (audience cheers) "Are YOU ready, Olmec?"
"Let's rock."
6.
"60 seconds on the clock, audience, cheer them on ... On your mark ... get set ... GO!!"
"On their way across and.. here she goes, she's making some good time, pass that flag over to number two, this is the pipeline, if they move through this fast, they'll pick up some extra time... and... maybe, just maybe go for all the gold today, let's go to the dump truck here it goes.. and.. find through all that garbage is comin... THERE'S THE FLAG RIGHT THERE!!! THERE IT IS RIGHT THERE!!!! RIGHT THERE!! grab it and pass it over here to number four! this is where it is often lost with the halfway point.. walk up the wall sir!! keep walkin'! keep walkin, don't stop! keep walkin, KEEP WALKIN! KEEP WALKIN! KEEP WALKIN, DON'T STOP DON'T STOP! KEEP GOIN, KEEP GOIN, KEEP GOIN, KEEP GOIN!! KEEP GOIN, KEEP GOIN!!! YOU CAN STOP RIGHT THERE! you can stop, here it comes, grab that flag, and we're goin up the sundae slide, obstacle number five, they're gonna have to move a little bit quicker now, with 17 seconds remaining ... i think they might be able to pull this off. come on, you can do it, 12 seconds, pass it over there, there it is, it's over to the pizza, there's the flag, let's go into the number seven which is the works, c'mon, i wanna see this happen!!" (audience: "5, 4, 3, 2, 1!!" buzzer)